The nicest and funniest and coolest person around friends and family. Can destroy anyone named Dillon and doesn't hate anyone. The name Colton and Stephens are related to this name. It is essentially the two put together into a final name.
He's such a Colton Stephens
Jack, Colton Stephens doesn't hate you
Martin, Talk to Colton Stephens If your life is down, he'll make it way better.
Jack, Colton Stephens doesn't hate you
Martin, Talk to Colton Stephens If your life is down, he'll make it way better.
by taste_my_lightning January 22, 2011
Get the Colton Stephens mug.stephen (not to be confused with steven's who are all drug addict faggots) is a kind and loving boy usually with gorgeous eyes and fantastic hair. though he's usually abit... strange, he's always trying to do the right thing for the woman he loves. and when it comes to making love, stephen is a god among men with a mastered sex drive that can please ANY woman.
Girl1: "i had sex with stephen last night!"
Girl2: "wait...so did i??"
Girl1: "he's just so good that he can please 2 women at the same time without them even knowing."
Girl2: "gasp!"
Girl2: "wait...so did i??"
Girl1: "he's just so good that he can please 2 women at the same time without them even knowing."
Girl2: "gasp!"
by kikikoda967 April 15, 2011
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A Stephenson gargoyle is anyone that carries (esp as a wearable device) devices that have Internet-access or other global area network(s) capabilities that they can utilize where-ever they go, esp while traveling. The most common form are smart phones, as of the date of this definition. Includes tablet computers, but not really laptops. Historically, this strictly referred to a computer that's worn, but this was more based on the limitations of miniaturization of computing hardware when the namesake of this term was devised. Worn networking information systems such as smart watches and smart glasses (esp with AR capabilities) are the most accurate examples in modern times.
Originated from a certain group of people in the Neil Stephenson cyberpunk novel Snow Crash: "Gargoyles represent the embarrassing side of the Central Intelligence Corporation. Instead of using laptops, they wear their computers on their bodies, broken up into separate modules that hang on the waist, on the back, on the headset. …they embody the worst stereotype of the CIC stringer. They draw all the attention. The payoff for this self-imposed ostracism is that you can be in the Metaverse all the time, and gather intelligence all the time." Where the 'Metaverse' was the in-story equivalent of an Internet with VR requirements.
Originated from a certain group of people in the Neil Stephenson cyberpunk novel Snow Crash: "Gargoyles represent the embarrassing side of the Central Intelligence Corporation. Instead of using laptops, they wear their computers on their bodies, broken up into separate modules that hang on the waist, on the back, on the headset. …they embody the worst stereotype of the CIC stringer. They draw all the attention. The payoff for this self-imposed ostracism is that you can be in the Metaverse all the time, and gather intelligence all the time." Where the 'Metaverse' was the in-story equivalent of an Internet with VR requirements.
"She's covered in computer stuff. Is she a cyborg now?" "She's just wearing the computer; she's more of a Stephenson gargoyle."
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by LemoonFunny May 12, 2022
Get the Stephen mug.A random undercard bum that fights in the UFC that literally no one has a fucking clue who he is or has seen one of his matches. He was most likely paid 14 dollars and a small Italian grinder by Dana to do the UFC press conference and somehow tried to disrespect the greatest fighter in the sport Conor McGregor during it. McGregor famously replying with "Who the fuck is that guy" completely destroying Jeremy Stephens in one sentence.
Reporter- "Conor, Who do you think would give you the toughest fight out of everyone on this stage"
Jeremy Stephens - "I would, I am the hardest hitting 145 pounder, right here. When I knock people out, they don't fucking move"
Conor McGregor- "Who the fuck is that guy?...... Who the fuck is that?" (Crowd erupts in laughter)
R.I.P Jeremy Stephens Career. 2016-2016
Jeremy Stephens - "I would, I am the hardest hitting 145 pounder, right here. When I knock people out, they don't fucking move"
Conor McGregor- "Who the fuck is that guy?...... Who the fuck is that?" (Crowd erupts in laughter)
R.I.P Jeremy Stephens Career. 2016-2016
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by Craig B. December 30, 2005
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