STEMcel

An incel who believes they can't get laid because they study a STEM subject

Pathetic wretch: "it's so hard being a genius male Engineer, girls are too dumb for me, I think I'm a STEMcel"
Anyone: "Maybe you just hate women and have self-esteem issues"

by Ergodic Hypercube August 17, 2021

Stempniak

Someone who misses the net by 15 feet on a breakaway/penalty shot/shoot-out.

Can also refer to missing a target by a very wide margin.

Named after the originator of this move, Lee Stempniak, on a shoot-out miss to lose the game for the Toronto Maple Leafs on February 19, 2009 vs. Columbus BlueJackets.

"He shoots, he Stempniaks"

"What a loser, he just Stempniak'd that shot! "

"Way to go, Stempniak".

by Raul (comes out at night) February 20, 2009

bisexual stem

a female that like both females and males though acts a stud and a fem

how does have a boyfriend and girlfriend but is dressed as a boy

she is a bisexual stem

by riyah2x May 29, 2021

stem cells

this is a more simple definition of it. before the human body developes it has stem cells, which are like blank cells, that will eventually become other things, if stem cells are put next to muscle tissue, it will become muscle tissue etc. you can get them from aborted fetuses and they could cure diseases like alzheimers, because they might beable to put the stem cells in the people, and have them replicate and rebuild the brain cells. and yes, as the other person said "Often confused by the laymen and stupid right-wing politicians as tiny little babys but really more similar to dandruff than babys"

stem cells could save millions of people but republicans wont let that happen

by alex14 August 20, 2006

stemley

fat ass who eats kids with a ton of tattoos. Women wonder how he can show his face in public so he wears jerseys to get attention away from his ugly ass-crack looking face

stems(stemley) set a world record for eating little children in one minute by eating 95. he then went to the hot dog stand and ate 192 hot dogs in 5 minutes

by yo mama's ass March 1, 2010

Stemmed

Another way of saying someone is buzzed. Geeked almost.

"Why does John look so happy to be in school?"
"He's just stemmed."

by boyshoutsking August 17, 2011

Pittsburgh Steamshovel

When a male defecates on a female's chest, in between her breats, then proceeds to use his erect penis to "shovel" the steaming hot feces into her mouth, after which he recieves felaccio.

I drank like a bottle of listerine since he gave me a pittsburgh steamshovel, but my mouth still taste's like Victor's shit.

by Sr. Hudgins May 17, 2010