Holland steamer

A sexual act in which an apple pie is eaten before performing a blowjob.

"Last night that Virginia chick gave me a Holland steamer; I still have pie crust in my foreskin!"

by Madongola November 18, 2019

Amherst Steamer

Basically a Cleveland Steamer of puke projected into the middle of a bed right on the sheets.

Bro did you see that Amherst Steamer Kimmy left in Jakes bed

by Dr Garrison November 8, 2018

moscow steamer

When you take a steamed bagel and shove it up your asshole later to be consumed through the butthole by a consenting partner.

I got fucked up last night and had a Moscow steamer with these 3 dimes.

by Dmanz345 April 21, 2019

The Real Steamer

The Real Steamer is a floor and furniture cleaning company formed in 2018 in Springfield, MA. They are famous for their satisfying carpet cleaning videos seen on Facebook.

I had The Real Steamer clean my carpets and looked and smelled like new again!

by The Real Steamer September 30, 2020

OCD Steamer

When you take a shit on your girlfriend's chest but must make sure that it's in an absolutely straight line.

That was a beautiful OCD steamer, dude. You couldn't have landed a plane any straighter, bra!

by TPF_Benny April 25, 2010

dallas steamer

The act of riding your partner like a horse, or a bull, while taking a shit on their back.

After a long day at the rodeo, Jim headed home to give his wife a Dallas Steamer.

by Nubstars September 22, 2013

Cleaveland Steamer

The so-called erotic act of deficating on one's partner.

Rod left a cleaveland Steamer on Veronica's chest.

by Our21stzen February 12, 2003