smiths station

Smtihs Station is a small town in Lee County Alabama aka Slut Station. Girls here are known for sleeping around and getting exposed.

"Hey honey" mom
"yes babe" dad
"our daughters nudes got leaked again along with her sex tape" Mom
"goddammit its because we moved to damn Smiths station"

by narutohour69 March 29, 2022

Gateway Station

This SkyTrain station is sad and lonely. No one ever uses it. The only entrance to the station is on the north side of 108th Avenue, but there is an emergency exit on the south side, which for some reason has its gate unlocked all the time. Gateway to Hell.

What makes this station even more sad is that the surrounding area is like Yaletown but quiet and sad.

Have you heard of Gateway station? Me neither.

by WeedTree October 31, 2018

J- station

A laptop primarily used for masturbation. Common among young males with no parental control, as well as no self control. A j-station user may just j-it front of friends and family

He was on his "J- station" all night then disappeared into the bathroom.

by B web December 27, 2009

lagging station

a prison for anyone doing over three years - an old term from the British Midlands.

he'll settle down once he gets to his lagging station.

by thecleaner November 4, 2020

Baboon Station

When you reach Jamaica Station also known as Baboon Station.

T: Yo bro the next station is Jamaica Station! Hurry and chug your beer! We gotta transfer!

B: Do you mean Baboon Station? Yeah we're not going to survive. We. Are. White.

by PandaJay March 8, 2015

Relegation Station

Electric Vehicle charging stations.

Since electric vehicles take so long to charge, you are stuck in one place for hours while your life slowly passes you by, you have a few birthdays before it reaches 50%, and paleontologist began to study your remains.

I would LOVE to meet you for dinner, but I’ve been at this relegation station for two hours and won’t make the round trip if I leave now.

I wish that I had an ICE (internal combustion engine) car; I could’ve filled up with gas in two minutes, yet I’m chained to this Relegation Station.

by Super Newby January 27, 2018

Stool Station

N- The colon, or anus.

I held her down and plunged out her stool station.

by Carlitothecoloredkid June 10, 2022