starbuckian 

To be like Starbucks or "Starbucks like"

This coffee is very starbuckian.

starbuckian by Echo caller December 25, 2008

Starbucks hag 

A woman, usually older than forty, who hangs around "her favorite" Starbucks location for the sole purpose of eying (and trying to flirt with) the younger hott boy Baristas. A cursory glance at her cell phone may often reveal the background photo to be a snapshot snuck of the boy Barista she is currently after.

Often is excessively engrossed in Tarot cards, palm reading, and various astronomy shit.

Dude 1: Whoa, Dude 2, look over there the other side of the Starbucks store!

Dude 2: Oh my god, is that woman flirting with that younger guy who's making her drink?

Dude 1: Totally looks like it! But look- she looks old enough to be his grandma!

Dude 2: What a Starbucks hag!

Starbucks hag by K. Schulten March 19, 2009

Starbucks

Three Words: Typical White Girl

White Girl: *posts selfie with mocha frappuccino and puts filter on picture* #Nofilter #Allnatural #Starbucks #Yum

Starbucks by Lil' Kin November 26, 2014

starbucks grind 

Having sex in the Starbucks bathroom

Cathy and I had a Starbucks grind

starbucks grind by Shade tree November 18, 2016

Starbucks

A place where all white people drink coffee.

White Kid: "I just went to Starbucks for some coffee."
White Kid's friend: "That's because your white."

Starbucks by OG Banana Toad February 5, 2017

Starbucks

A coffee shop made into a stereotype for white girls poking at their insane amount of consumption of Starbucks and the way they act. Usually bratty girls go to Starbucks for no reason.

Betty: Hey kween, want to go get some Starbucks?

Ella: OMG yasss kween I could kill for an iced caramel macchiato right now!

Ella & Betty: YAAASSSS KWEEEEENS!

Starbucks by MillennialHub March 28, 2019

Go to Starbucks 

a term for anal sex derived from the complicated ordering process at Starbucks, ie "I would like a carmel no whip low fat soy milk decaf frappacino and a dick up my ass."

"Lisa got so drunk last night she let Jeff go to Starbucks"

"Did you see Linda dancing? I wonder if she would let me go to Starbucks!"

Go to Starbucks by G. George V October 12, 2011