Stanley

A fat man who enjoys taking children into his basement and doing questionable things to them.

Tom: Hey have you seen my son?
Doug: No, Stanley must have taken him.

by Stanley_Dw_This_Isnt_Rob October 15, 2019

wedge stanley

Noun: One who is an unusually large tool. A combination of the word wedge, which is the simplest of all tools, and Stanley, a manufacturer of tools. Usually spotted at party's where there is an abundance of tool. Commonly refered to as a toolbag.

That guy is a wedge stanley.

Wedge Stanley over there is really pissing me off, this next beer bottle is headed his direction

by DBCaptain August 27, 2006

The Stanley Parable: Ultra Deluxe

A fanbase that is filled with autistic queer teenagers that simp for a disembodied voice.

Teen 1: "Do you play The Stanley Parable: Ultra Deluxe?

Teen 2: "Yeah, The Narrator's voice is so hot."

Teen 1: "For real."

by spamtenna August 5, 2023

Reed City Stapler

The act of propping your own or somebody else's testicles onto a table and smashing them with your fist.

After Jimmy busted in the poker game, he proceeded to conduct a Reed City Stapler onto his own set of family jewels.

by Jimmy Crackedcorn November 7, 2009

Flat Virgin Stanley

One who has never been flat stanlied.

He's still a flat virgin stanley. Amazing, considering how many girls she has screwed over.

by xxScarlettSavagexx January 8, 2011

flat stanley

The act of pressing down hard enough to feel the contour of the male genitalia through his pants.

I needed to check out his package, so I gave him a "flat stanley".

by Deedre March 17, 2005

Stanley

Stanley is a Island name. He's always cracking lame jokes. He's a guy you'll love to meet. He knows how to treat and look out or take care of family, best friends and people. He's smart with what he does and a bit weird. You can trust him with everything and he'll help you out as much as possible. He really don't know how to handle being in a relationship bcuz his excuse of being hurt in the past. He's Cocky but not Fat. He love to cuddle when he wants to. He always goes out with friends but never really remember when he suppose to do something w/someone he likes. He acts stupid in the funniest ways. He has Nappy Hair. You'll like him in the beginning but dislike in the end with his selfish ways. But Stanley is a good person!

Chyyy you seen stanley with them gator toe shoes on. He sholl think he's clean...

by Lulu85 February 17, 2012