The Stache

A man with an extremely cool mustache. That's all.

Tyler: Dude, I have like no facial hair!
Chad: Well duh... who do you think you are? The Stache???

by Aly-c October 22, 2009

Legit Stache

Used to describe a moustache that is of a particularly excellent quality.

Hey shut your whorish mouth... THAT IS ONE LEGIT STACHE!!!

by Moose Whiplash January 23, 2011

spite 'stache

A mustache grown to aggravate someone usually a superior. The game ends when the you (the grower) get tired and shave thereby losing or the superior orders you to shave acknowledging that they got so annoyed they had to pull rank.

Guy A: I grew a cheesy porn 'stache just to mess with the boss. He's already threatening to order me to take it off even though he says he doesn't mind it.

Guy B: If it really wasn't bugging him why does he keep bringing it up?

Guy A: Exactly, the spite 'stache is working perfectly.

by gottcharupe May 27, 2012

Hair stache

When someone (a woman) has a mustache.

Did you see that womans' hair stache?

by loveyounot October 4, 2016

spic stache

The pubic hair of a Latina woman

"You should've seen the spic stache on Juanita last night. I think I've got rugburn!"

by Miketheteacher December 11, 2016

ranch stache

When your fucked up and you lick a bowl of ranch and have some on your face

Man, that bro over there has a ranch stache.

by Lord Anthony October 22, 2017

Spooder-Stache

A weak mustache with usually only four to five full grown hairs, popularized by a man named Spooder.

Dude you need to shave your spooder-stache it looks disgusting.

by ElawnMosk November 29, 2019