by ben/m August 19, 2007
The act of snatching a mustache from someone’s face. The stache snatcher must complete three steps to consider a stache snatch successful: 1) snatch a stache, 2) dash and 3) sell that stache for cash. When snatching stache, the most successful snatchers apply General Wang’s stratagem: the element of surprise. There’s nothing quite like a surprise stache snatch.
Kenneth and I went on a stache snatch last night. I snatched a nice Lars the Viking and he snatched a prime Snappy Dancer.
I might add this General Wallace to my stash, but I could really use the cash from this stache snatch.
I might add this General Wallace to my stash, but I could really use the cash from this stache snatch.
by justWink May 16, 2011
The female answer to the motorboat. Basically, the lady takes his penis, and comically places it across her upper lip and speaks in a french accent.
by williejaysteve June 17, 2009
n. v. Pyoo'bstash An act involving the sexual union of one's face to a partner's unshaven and recently naired genitals, wherebye irrattic movement betwixt mouth and pubic area dislodges weakened hair follicles which then bind to one's face in the form of a mustache and/or beard.
1- "Monica and me tried something new last night... have you ever heard of a pube-stache?"
2- "I passed out on Katie-Sue's couch yesterday night and woke up with a gnarly pube-stache"
3- "Where the hell were you last night?" - "I was at your mother's trying on a pube-stache"
2- "I passed out on Katie-Sue's couch yesterday night and woke up with a gnarly pube-stache"
3- "Where the hell were you last night?" - "I was at your mother's trying on a pube-stache"
by Petorius Longinus February 05, 2008
by 12 inch man hammer 4 May 06, 2008
When someone eats a girl out with a yeast infection and gets yeast on there lip and it looks like a milk stache.
by Brazzle Magazzle May 11, 2006
by Pinkdominates February 28, 2020