Surging

The act of actualodentally Forrest Gumpin yo shit while speaking fleaganese on the hit game destiny 2 with ya boy Gurbir

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by BrailleSkateboard4 January 28, 2025

Spudging

A more PG yet somehow funnier synonym for cockblocking. Can also be used as a noun, for example:

"Man, Dylan's such a spudger; I was dancing with this chick all night and he just comes in while I'm about to get her number with his charm and sense of humor."

"Yeah dude, same thing happened to me last week. I was like, STOP SPUDGING ME, BRO but he'd already wedged himself between me and destiny..."

by qvackhead May 15, 2025

Sturginus

Overly stubborn to your own detriment (and others)

Jim was so sturginus he lost the promotion

by Leviray August 8, 2025

Spurlinized

A genuine public shaming, relevant to identifying particularly unpopular political platforms and tactically leveraging them against an adversary.

Oh snap! He just said that his opponent is as ignorant and incapable of understanding the complexities of governance as his constituents!
I don’t believe I would have said that. He’s gonna get totally Spurlinized!

by YAWA August 27, 2025

Bare spurting

A phrase used to put the amount of blood pouring out of your penis into perspective.

Jake: Ayo wagwan i'm bare spurting blood way out my tip my drilla
Tom: Damn g you might wanna get that ting checked out
Jake: Nah g

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