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dirt spanking

Rural Arkansas slang stinging sensation felt on exposed skin one experiences caused by dirt and sand blown about by tornadoes,thunderstorms,dust devils and high winds.
What a helluva gusty day! I got a heck of a dirt spanking walking down the road to the mailbox!
by pudinat wudinat August 12, 2012
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plank spanking

A cop caught me plank spanking at the Lincoln Memorial and now I have to register as a sex offender. That is what I get for living in a country founded by prudes.
by Dont_touch_that_button April 18, 2014
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Presidential Spanking

When you accidentally leave change on your couch while masturbating, and it leaves the imprints of presidents faces on your ass cheeks.
"Man i've got to check where i sit from now on, i got such a presidential spanking last night!"
by Dixon Hans December 13, 2015
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Pat-splaining

When Pat makes up words to impress an audience.
That is clearly some bullshit pat-splaining.
by Hexdepthsguy October 22, 2018
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NT-splaining

When neurotypical people try to explain autism to autistic adults, because they think they know better.
"People with autism don't have empathy."
"Actually, most autistics have a higher level of affective empathy than others. But since being able to read faces and body language is harder, levels of cognitive empathy aren't as high. We don't need you NT-splaining autism to us."
by bulbasaur_ggd September 5, 2021
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Dropping the bait without spinning the reel

Teasing and flirting with no intention of being in a relationship or a fling.
Yo man you're wasting your time. Alexa's always dropping the bait without spinning the reel.
by IDCC June 27, 2015
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Swinging scissors can mean anything really

It means to go wild also can mean to mess up badly. Can be used to be bored. Can be phrased spinning scissors.

Means to be really mad.

Very old saying used by the older and younger generations
She went absolutely crazy wild last night she was Swinging scissors / Spinning scissors

He messed that project up he really swinging scissors on it.

They had nothing to do all day they were really "spinning scissors" .

Jesus he was fairly swinging scissors today.
by Al and Andy October 23, 2019
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