Splooter

An exceptionaly wide vagina.

Gertha attempted to insert the tampon into her Splooter but it constantly fell out

by ColMoleman May 4, 2020

slontze

basically a synonym for jerk, used in an insulting manner

oh, look at that idiot -- what a fuckin' slontze.

by punkpoisonn January 12, 2022

Sponta

1. A vernacular adjective for spontaneous. Let people know you are up-to-date by using this word.
2. Name, nickname, and alias.
3. A Minecraft player by the username of Sponta.

Yo, Jake. Are you feeling sponta today?

Hey, Sponta. Can you get that bottle for me, please?

Apparently, Sponta is a professional Minecraft player.

by AAAyes October 18, 2022

shin splints

the worst pain underneath your knee and in the ass. caused by overuse to the calf muscles. if you have shin splints don’t act like they’re not there and keep doing stuff or they will never go away. so like good luck

person #1: wth i have shin splints

person #2: i still have mine from track 2 years ago

by your_frikin’_fave September 19, 2019

Saggy Splooter

Saggy Splooter, when the outer labia is in constant contact with the anus. The urethral opening is always visible.

Ryan met his demise upon entering Cheryl's Saggy Splooter

by ColMoleman May 4, 2020

lit splint

when something/someone has/is doing something that is particularly epic, or if you light a splint on fire

yo bro that was so lit splint. if you fut fire by it it will surely become a lit splint

by bacterial vaginitis September 29, 2020

kentucky log splinter

When you are giving someone a rim job and you put so much pressure on their butt that the defecate in the others mouth.

the night was amazing until she gave me a Kentucky Log Splinter

by Quarters December 19, 2016