Splatter Patter

Really small penis

Billy has a splatter patter

by Bigdickenergy420692 March 29, 2020

Splattergast

When sitting down to pee, without noticing that the toilet lid is down and you have to go so bad that you already started letting it flow.

"I was so drunk last night that I Splattergasted myself".

by Stpaul83 June 19, 2020

Splatter of matter on the wall

a euphemism for "shit hits the fan"

Get your work done early in case of a splatter of matter on the wall.

Bro, my dog got out and now I'm not gonna finish this on time.
Dude, rule #1 always prepare for a splatter of matter on the wall! Why you do me like that yo!!

by drunk professor January 26, 2021

Splatter

A way of describing what a good darkpsy song does to people. Implicitly refers to the sledgehammer-like nature of good darkpsy kickbass and the b-movie qualities of horror trance.

That Spaghettibrain track splatters me.

by Pandas & Possums February 6, 2021

Splatifer

When a cat gets run over, you lie on top of it and scream splatifer

"My cat got ran over the other day" he said , i replied "did you perform "the splatifer".

by Hehs633 May 22, 2021

splatter patty

Dried up jizz splatter on the wall

Her: what’s that on your wall? By the bed?
Me: I jerked off and let the jizz dry on the wall for fun,

Her-that’s what I like to call freaking disgusting!
Me: ha that is what I like to call a splatter patty yo!

by Justin sideme September 20, 2023

Splatter pattern

(N). The chaos of brown that goes all over the toilet bowl and the bathroom after eating extra spicy foods.

My good news john! What in earth did you eat? You left a splatter pattern all over the bowl. Clean it up now!

by boggler November 3, 2023