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Splatter Spree

The Sexual act of ejaculating on five girl's faces at the same time. The act must have semen on each girls face within four second to cover each female.
Dude, i totally just splatter spreed those bitches over there.
by Silent J and Tdols November 3, 2010
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Splattums

"aw, come here, splattums, i wuv you!"
by Anne and Josh October 25, 2008
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splatties

The diarrhea that is caused by a night of drinking heavy amounts of natty or natty ice.
Matt: Want to go get some lunch dude?

Dillon: Nah man I have to be within a 10 ft. radius of a toilet, I got the splatties.

Matt: You should get a job and buy some nicer beer.
by pearljam December 22, 2013
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splatter

When something spreads out across whatever it lands on. Usually done by soft, mushy substances as opposed to solids.
by Shawn B. June 19, 2003
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Splatter Metal

Its for all of those who bow down to the one true gods, GWAR, those who do not listen to Splatter metal, are fuckin RE-RE's and will parish in the wake of RAGNAROK
Gwar is the greatest of all Splatter metal all the way.
by Oderus Urungus May 25, 2006
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splatters

A portmanteau of ass and platter, splatters are any pants or shorts worn lower than the waist that highlight the accessibility of the butt, presumably as an advertisement of one's eagerness for anal sex. Likely a carryover from the prison trend to announce homosexuality by wearing the pants low.
"Fool's wearin splatters and he ain't even gay!"

"What's with all these punks wearing splatters? You'd think it was Happy Hour at a gay bar."
by <MF> July 15, 2009
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shit splatters

Guy 1: Man i really wanted to smack your wife today - she was fricking pissing me off!

Guy 2: Why didn't you?

Guy 1: Shit splatters.
by Moriah5467 October 10, 2008
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