The Sexual act of ejaculating on five girl's faces at the same time. The act must have semen on each girls face within four second to cover each female.
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Matt: Want to go get some lunch dude?
Dillon: Nah man I have to be within a 10 ft. radius of a toilet, I got the splatties.
Matt: You should get a job and buy some nicer beer.
Dillon: Nah man I have to be within a 10 ft. radius of a toilet, I got the splatties.
Matt: You should get a job and buy some nicer beer.
by pearljam December 22, 2013
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by Shawn B. June 19, 2003
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by Oderus Urungus May 25, 2006
Get the Splatter Metal mug.A portmanteau of ass and platter, splatters are any pants or shorts worn lower than the waist that highlight the accessibility of the butt, presumably as an advertisement of one's eagerness for anal sex. Likely a carryover from the prison trend to announce homosexuality by wearing the pants low.
"Fool's wearin splatters and he ain't even gay!"
"What's with all these punks wearing splatters? You'd think it was Happy Hour at a gay bar."
"What's with all these punks wearing splatters? You'd think it was Happy Hour at a gay bar."
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Guy 1: Shit splatters.
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