spanging

how i make my living

"top of the morning to you, skum. hey, lets go spange for some beer.."

by gutter girl September 26, 2004

planking

Lying face down, stiff as a plank, in a public place and taking a photo.

I took a photo of him planking on a bridge.

by McMarina June 9, 2011

Shanking Crank

to have a shit while crying and wanking

"man i made one hell of a mess in the toilet"
"why what were u doin ?"
"just having a Shanking crank"

by Ali The Bad Boy D February 24, 2008

slaning

dealing

I make hella money slaning coke.

by yee123 June 21, 2009

Planking

When one lies on their stomach with their hands directly at their sides and with their head pointed downwards. This is done for fun, and the point is to come up with creative places to do it, such as on top of a chimney or over public restroom stall(s). Pictures of one planking make ideal profile pictures.

Q: That kid is just randomly lying flat like a pencil on top of that diving board while his friend is taking a picture of him, what is going on?
A: That kid on the diving board is planking.

by Myagooshki September 11, 2011

Bar Spankin'

1. To be lazy; To think of yourself as being cool by lounging aroung your house all day doing nothing when should be out getting a job or doing something with meaning.

2. A drunk who travels from bar to bar after they get cut off on drinks to obtain more alcohol.

1. Guy1:What's up, man? Guy2:Not much. Just chillin' at my crib, bar spankin'.

2. Bartender: I'm gonna have to cut you off for tonight. Drunk: Fine!!! I'll bar spank around town the rest of the night.

by Josh Dennison April 6, 2008

Spank Planking

The act of discretely masturbating while planking.

His facial expressions made it look like he was spank planking on top of the bench.

by David B Weingarten September 24, 2011