Spliff

Ok, a spliff is, and always will be, a cannabis-tobacco cigarette. It is rolled using two papers (preferably zig zag 1-1/4, but if your a beginner, go for the king size). You take the two papers and overlap them in an 'L' Formation. You put your weed and tobacco (i recommend Midnight special or bali shag, because it's a wetter, loose tobacco) together in the papers and begin to roll from one end to the other. Technique is important, you want to end up with a cone shape because it burns evenly. Also, if you dont want flying bits of tobacco and weed to get in your mouth, just remember to add a crutch, or mouth piece (not a cotton filter), and your set!

Anyone can roll a spliff, all you need is a lil yoda. I will say this though about spliffs: Dont smoke too many, they give you the sweats and spins like crazy. I remember one night My brothers british roomates and I burned 34 spliffs and played super smash bros brawl all night. It was insane!

by Not_Ian April 15, 2009

spliff

can mean just a fattie, but a spliff is also a small, rolled up peice of cardboard put in the hitting end of a joint to act as a scoobie snack catcher. Also opens it up and lets it hit huge, like its supposed to.

I smoke two spliffs when I smoke two spliffs. And fuck you frenchies and euro trash trying to act like we don't smoke mad reef in America. Go Canada!

by yermom December 28, 2005

Shlaff

The bit of skin between your eyebrows.

"Haha! You have a hairy shlaff!!!"

"Show us your shlaff!"

"Get ya shlaff out!"

by Dayjw December 16, 2008

Spliff Snob

One who only consumes cannabis through medium of spliff.

Luke: Yo ask John if he wants to come outside and hit this L
Zach: Nah, that bro is a spliff snob, he won't touch this blunt.
John: Wtf are you guys smoking that shit for you're wasting so much nug!

by chxlarm October 11, 2010

Spaff Chimney

Spaff Chimney; A term used to describe the male genitalia.

Jordan (Mongo) has a tiny spaff chimney, as oppose to his much better looking, more intelligent and 'loved by all' friend, Max Woodhouse, who has a much larger spaff chimney. Chezumz

by Mudhouse October 28, 2011

Splarf

A slur used against people who have speech impediments

- Dude did you see Kate? She is always misspelling words.
- Yeah man she’s a Splarf

by mclovinmclovinmclo June 17, 2020

Flat Spliff

Noun; A marijuana cigarette that has been in your back pocket so long that it is flat.

I am kicking back illing with a Flat Spliff.

by Hugh G. Rekshon August 29, 2014