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There is a cocky ass kirubel ass spinach dark shit ass nigga on my front lawn. Shoot I shoot him?
by osdjfiojerjo February 7, 2022
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Spineless Cunt

A woman(or wife) who habitually lies in order to keep the real man in their life to pay their bills(or hand out money) and provide a feeling of safety/stability, while they continue to maintain a relationship with another guy who's a weak spineless emo puppy dog. The reasoning behind this is the real man is steadfast, strong and gives respect when given, while the other lame emo loser is easily controlled, a professor of love serenades and would literally eat a mile of the "spineless cunt"s shit to lick her asshole. The Spineless Cunt is the lowest form of life, for she can never make a real decision, maintain a solid foundation of integrity or generate enough good karma to walk about everyday life with true inner fullfillment and grace. Even worse, the emo men she chooses are unattractive with greasy acne, excessive body hair, snaggly crooked teeth and droopy down syndrome eyes. The fact that people like this can continue to walk the earth stealing oxygen from good honest people is appalling, and should be a crime.
Kayla(Spineless Cunt) goes with Sam on dates to nice restaurants, and other fun and pricey venues of entertainment, all the while she guards her phone texting or sexting Thomas, who continuously tells her how amazing she is, and that he wants to make a shrine consisting of her toe nail clippings. VOMIT
by hatingallwomencuzof1 April 17, 2011
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Spinelli’s Package Paradox

If you carry in multiple bags or packages from your car to your house your motivation is that you’re too lazy to make multiple trips but if you carry fewer bags or packages and make multiple trips your motivation is that you are too lazy to carry everything at once. They are opposite solutions both motivated by laziness.
Frankie was too tired to make more than one trip from Christmas shopping and decided to pile up everything and brin it in at once while Erin was too tired to grab everything and took things in one at a time fulfilling spinelli’s Package paradox
by The real Hank Contos December 18, 2018
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Spiralpad

Someone who tries to be the best at widowmaker but has to much downs to pull it off.
Spiralpad is on my team, Oh fuck.
by Qworc-Notqwophonest December 21, 2018
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Spinach

A leaf.
Spinach leaf.
by idk2023 February 15, 2021
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spiralmoth

the best tiktoker out there, never misses. one of the most realist people on this app. 💯🙌
me: hey. do you follow spiralmoth?
you: no bruh they always miss
me: man stfu, this is why you don’t have a life. Because you don’t follow spiralmoth!!!!!!!! ugly hoe.....🙄
by iluvmymutuals March 10, 2021
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Spinach With Boobs

Adjective. An insult meant to confuse your friends. Go ahead and whisper it in their ear to see their reaction.
Me: *whispers in ear* Your a spinach with boobs
Bestie: Wtf does that even mean?!
by M. O. N. S. T. E. R. January 13, 2023
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