Crotch Specter

Someone who brushes up against another person's privates in such a way that it's made to seem like an accident, but for the brusher, is meant to indeed cop a feel.

See also Ass Phantom

I felt that you Crotch Specter!

by SchwarzerWind September 1, 2003

Snapchat Spectacles

Completely useless

Person A-“Hi I want to waste a lot of money!”
Person B-“ Dude you should totally buy those Snapchat spectacles”
Person A- “ Um why”
Person B-“ Bc Snapchat made them and they cost money”
Person A-“Wow your so smart”

by Not me;) May 12, 2018

Papa John's Spectacular

One performs the Papa John's spectacular by first ordering a large italian sausage pizza. Then you get someone to give you a blowjob while you take a shit and eat said pizza at the same time. The greatest feeling a man could ever feel.

Hey babe, do you mind helping do the Papa John's Spectacular, I have had such a rough day

by The papa john's shitter May 13, 2009

spectater

A Potato with glasses

The spectater sat quietly reading the ingredients of french fries in shock

by Jacob Rust April 25, 2006

Spectator

Now-defunct East Bay adult newspaper, originally part of the 'Berkeley Barb' but spun off as an independent weekly in 1978. Ceased publication in 2005. One of the first publications anywhere to print sex-worker advertising. For the last 10 years or so of its life, the weekly 'Spectator' ad was a regular business expense for many Bay Area pimps. Receives a mention in 'Hey Girl' from The Team's 2002 CD, 'Beyond the Glory.' Often called the 'Espectator' by Bay Area TV or TG escorts.

If Krissy's out of the game, what's her ad doing in this week's 'Spectator'?

by Mazoola August 13, 2006

spamtastic

not actually fantastic at alll-
like eating spam over ham

that test is gonna be spamtastic!

by laura August 6, 2004

Spamtastic

Extraordinarily fantastic, something so beyond belief you have to tell everyone about it.

Origin: Spam ham, a canned meat product sold by the Hormel Foods Corporation.

I've just witnessed something truly spamtastic - a man ate his dog. Or, sex with my friend was spamtastic.

by Ali McCarley October 3, 2008