dick spanker

Someone that masturbates too hard, too often, and without lotion/lubricant.

You're 25 and still a virgin?! You must be a real dick spanker.

by FroggyJ April 27, 2006

Slackerias

Pronounced "Slacker-iass" (similar to Zacharias)

One who is slack or lazy in the workplace and spends more time whinging and complaining about having to do work in place of actually working.

Get back to work Slackerias

by Miss Anthrope June 21, 2006

Stacker Bitch

When working in a Huhtamaki America's Mill, a person who stacks plates on any machine other than B-13 while it is running FRANKA, or any person who has never packed the afformentioned FRANKA 4 cup carrier. The Stacker Bitch will be known as such until he/she has done the said job, and also will be punished by back seat car rides until he/she has done the job. A Stacker Bitch is a human Pinata, so bash away when you see one!

Me: Jon is such a Stacker Bitch!
Drew: I know, He's been on B-14 all day. Make that stacker bitch ride in the back!
Me: Consider it done!

by J-LEW#99 July 20, 2009

Slacker

Someone who doesn’t do anything they are lazy and unreliable people sometimes

Oh don’t hire him he’s a slacker

by Cattywampus human April 13, 2020

multi-slacker

A person who can slack off on multiple things at once. Not to be confused with a multi-tasking slacker.

Multi-tasking Slacker: I'm watching T.V., playing an MMORPG, eating cheetos, and talking to my friends on the phone instead of doing my English assignment.

Multi-Slacker: I have an English assignment due tomorrow that I haven't started, my laundry's piling up in the bathroom, and the electric company is threatening to cut the power because I haven't mailed the bill for last month.

by Fuze Defines June 22, 2007

Snacker

Noun. A varient of Redneck: Think Matthew McConaughey's character in "Dazed and Confused." The guy the underage kids ask to buy them cigarettes and beer, but instead of bringing back all the change, also gets a liter of Mountain Dew and a bag of Cool Ranch Doritos. Almost always seen wearing a mullet and driving an '81 Camero. Will have Zubaz pants in more remote areas.

"Hey you get change for those cigarettes?"
"No...Billy Ray got some Dew and Doritos. That snacker."

by Brian Morrissey June 14, 2005

Office Slacker

A workmate who spends most of the week on the internet while neglecting actual work, or relying on co-workers to pick up the slack. Often seen rushing around in a frenzy at 4.45pm Friday afternoons in an attempt to get all neglected work done before pub time.

"how can he be so busy at 5 mins to pub time?"

"well he is the office slacker"

by OfficeSlackerest November 30, 2003