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somerset college

a shithole located in the middle of nowhere on the gold coast, australia
headmaster being a piece of fat crap, this school is used to collect white trash of the world
by dylan August 11, 2003
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Simere

A very attractive man with a big penis, and he would easily fuck your bitch.
I want me a Simere”
Right sis
by Tina Bradley February 11, 2018
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Shimergency

An event in which someone will stop doing anything because they need to drop a deuce within the next 30 seconds whether they're ready or not.
PERSON 1: "Why did Ron jump off the mechanical bull so quickly and waddle over to the bathroom?"

PERSON 2: "Those street tacos he ate earlier in Tijuana gave him a shimergency."
by Nick, the Mob Stopper May 19, 2008
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Somerset

The finest town in all of North America. People here possess the best qualities of any humans on the face of the earth. Somersetians tend to stay within the confines of this rustic community. It's inhabitants favorite color tends to be Realtree or Mossy Oak, and their main form of transportation is generally a truck, ATV, or boat. Somersetians hold a rather country accent and are the most stubborn son-of-a-bitches you will ever come across. They find it proper and acceptable to wear boots in all occasians and take bowhunting and fishing to extreme and perfect levels. They tend to love country music, woodshop, and beer.

The most upstanding member of this town is referred to as "somerset" and spends the majority of his time at Somerset Candy Company and with his Uncle Steve. He is Taylor Swift's future husband and he packs some serious heat south-of-the-border.
Somerset is the greatest place on earth, I wish everyone could live here and never leave.
by Somerset April 8, 2009
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Somerdale

Southern New Jersey town that is about 2 miles small. Hold Sterling Highschool. There is only about 3,000 people that live in this town. The teenagers are wanna be thugs or in the marching band, and the parents forget they aren't rich.
Also known as "S Dale"
Most notable resident : Mitchell F.
Kid #1: What's good playa son up in Somerdale?
Kid #2: Nothing just on my way to marching band practice.
by Rory Hanson June 18, 2008
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Soomer

moran who is in love with shainul and is obsessed with pooti
by Soomer June 17, 2003
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Somere

Somere is a down to earth beautiful type of girl. Somere is usually making you laugh and is always down for a good game of truth or dare. If you come across a Somere make sure you keep her close. You won’t regret having a Somere in your life, even if she doesn’t date you.
Man, I wish Somere was here!”
by human thing September 19, 2018
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