scouser

A person with a wig and an afro in a shellsuit, looking to start a fight. Starts a lot of sentences with 'hey, hey alright'

What do you call a scouser in a filing cabinet?
Sorted.

by undisclosed March 1, 2004

scouser

Soundest people in the world! Boss dress sence! Always up for a laff! Best footy team in the world! Liverpooooll "champians league 5 times" !!
capital of culture 2008!!

Stevie G AND Jamie C - probably the best scousers ever!
The beatles - legends
"sporty spice"- abit out ov date but she made it big ...the list goes on and on...
dis is ow we do it on da merseyysidee kid!!!
showin da rest wa bein scouse is all aba!!! respect!!!

by vickietoria October 2, 2005

scouser

Resident of Liverpool.

Notorious for being smarter, thinner, more driven and generally better than Mancunian shit bags who tend to have children at 14 to begin an economic empire of benefits.

Scouser: "Alright mate, how's things?"

Manc: "arrrr mayyyt, gorrer fuckin go t' get meh gyroh mayyyt,

Scouser: "What a terrible state of affairs. Well, at least you're a successful city in terms of football. Not as successful as Liverpool, mind..."

by Destroyer of Mancs April 29, 2010

scouse-house

Cretinous moron music made by equally cretinous bedroom dj's. Named after the occupants of the city that spawned it - liverpool. Usually consists of cheesy female vocal overlaid with 'my first mixtape' style drum sample. Enjoyed by dickheads.

scouse-house, the music designed and listened to exclusively by dickheads.

by the masked nanker September 16, 2008

scouser

aye im part scouser n tho i dnt ave no accent i stil say sum words in d way u wud up north la. Grass n tings la dat fo example n all my mates take d piss n if dere bored wil start an argument aba how i dnt speak propa it does my nut in. Liverpool r boss n scousers all scousers r sound i love bein up dere nyceset place if u neva been u gta go

N many scousers ent thieves we r jus gud at doin it if we feel d need so hush up yer!

by Scouse_gyal November 5, 2006

Snouserdip

When you tuck your dick in between your legs and he or she sucks it from behind

Hey you wanna do some snouserdip

by Ohyeah December 10, 2017

Snouse

The Sigma Nu House. A super sweet place that alwasy has octane parties. Happy when you're there and always thinking about going back when you're not. The snouse is the epitomy of what it means to be super cool.

Let's go to the snouse tonight, I hear they're throwing a late night.

by HillBobby22 October 4, 2023