jack slattery

A dude who doesn't like it if you step on his "J"s and screams a lot. He also constantly starts fights and loses them.

ex: GIMME BACK MY LUNCHBOX
ex: he is such a Jack Slattery

by Mangernam October 5, 2013

Bavarian Fly Swatter

After a night out you return home with your significant other. Upon arrival you begin making sexual advances towards your partner. All said advances are denied until your partner says they are calling it a night and goes to bed. To perform this move you must patiently wait for your unsuspecting partner to fall asleep. Once they are asleep simply grab a feather and start quietly beating off. When you reach your climax release your load into the unsuspecting sleeping victims hand then take the feather and tickle their nose. When the victim goes to scratch their nose they will receive a single serving of Bavarian cream to the face.

Chris and his woman are not getting along today. When they get home the only thing he is going to give her is a Bavarian fly swatter.

by JoeWilly 1972 July 4, 2015

Shattercannon Pocket Punch

Named after a combination of scattergun and alabama hot pocket.

An alabama hot pocket is performed on a girl and then she punches her pelvic region, causing a splatter of shat to shoot out of her vagina, like a poopy sawn off shotgun.

She decorated the wall with a Shattercannon Pocket Punch.

by rogan? March 2, 2012

scattered

Used in the bottom of West Philadelphia to describe some one who is reckless or careless in his/her actions.

He's gonna get Raheem on you. That boah is scattered.

by Lbs. December 29, 2006

scatterbrain

The add-on effects of being scattered. Mass congestion of lost axons in the brain due to copious drug consumption. Scatterbrain differs from being scattered in that thought processing is realistically unachievable and conversation comprehension is below that of a heavyweight boxer.
See also - Scat - (Diego)

Fresh-C, suffering from the symptoms of scatterbrain, had to do a glassy shift in at the R-ey, but the resultant jubilation of hooking up a root was hastidly polarised by the fact that 74 Schooner Glasses are now causing elderly vets to slip discs.

by Art Vandalay November 23, 2003

shattered

A person who is very high from smoking marijuana, often looks very tired

John was so shattered after hitting that fatty bowl.

by krank the ram May 2, 2010

satter

The act of being a bratty but endearing spoiled wannabe hipster female. Satters may feel they are "middle class" even though they summer on the Vineyard and went to prep school in Switzerland. A very passionate breed.

Hipster dude: Hey, Seth, get off your vespa and listen. I dated a hot Satter last night!

Seth: Wow, that's Deck!

by Link Hoggthrob March 24, 2004