Sympathy

What would happen if the lawyers were sorry for Derek Chauvin instead of George Floyd? Would they be told you can't do that?

I'm so sorry you have had the disease you have for so long officer Chauvin, we're gonna get you some help for your racism, you poor thing. We don't even know you, but we are, we are heartfelt and emotional for you. You have have our sympathy.

by Solid Mantis April 12, 2021

Sympathy period

When your cis male partner or friend has a symbolic period (when you as a cis female have yours).

A sympathy period can surface in the form of their increased irritability, making the same space you take up unbearable, or as their literal dick bleeding.

"Yo Liv, has it ever happened when you're on the dot and trying to milk every minute of sympathy and then your manz one ups you with a sympathy period and his dick starts bleeding when you're giving him head?

by friendofafragilefrenulum May 22, 2021

Sympathy agent

Like the FBI, but for niceness

He's such a sympathy agent!

by evevev July 7, 2021

Sympathy Munch

sympathy munch is when your friend is trying to initiate a unrequested FFM threesome and couldn't get the male to be erect so you offer to eat them out, out of pity bc you have secondhand embarrassment.

my friend came out and started trying to give my other friend head and he wouldn't get hard. so I gave her a sympathy munch

by letsgodoabump October 27, 2021

sympathy pucker

when you relay to your homie some bad news, and they pucker they ass sympathetically in shock.

can be a way of expressing empathy.

"Yo mang, my boy told me he had a run-in with a bear while camping. Gave the homie a sympathy pucker, but he still alive."

by anonymous November 2, 2021

sympathy get

when a girl only gets with a boy because they feel sorry for the boy. this is highly embarrassing if the girl has a conversation with the boy. explaining why it was a sympathy get.

olly, you were a sympathy get

by mr 9 o'clock February 7, 2022

Simpathy

When someone simps too much, he is simpathic or have too much simpathy.

He has too much simpathy. Fucking simp. Fuck him.
He is too simpathic. Fucking simp. Fuck him

by Julius Caesar The Second February 21, 2022