Smeeze

When you sneeze and a little bit of smegma comes out.

Charlie Kirk asked why it smelt like Smegma. It's because JD Vance Smeezed himself.

Smeeze by GavinSev11 December 22, 2025

half-sneezer

noun: when a male ejaculates onto the upper lip of his sex partner in such a way as to place the semen below and, ideally partially in just one nostril.

Dude I came on her face, but she doesn't dig that shit so she turned her head at the last minute and I ended up giving her a half-sneezer. She was pissed! Funny as FUCK!

half-sneezer by archangel77777 October 5, 2011

cloud sneezer 

People who sneeze when they look at the sky.

People who are extremely high.

"I heard that timmy was allergic to the sky, what a cloud sneezer."

"Did you know Jake was doing drugs in his car, I should stop hanging out with a cloud sneezer like him."

cloud sneezer by Neatly Folded Towels July 25, 2022

HAIL SNEEZER! 

What you can say when someone sneezes instead of bless you or God bless you.

Person 1: *sneeze
Person 2: HAIL SNEEZER!

HAIL SNEEZER! by Frenchtard April 13, 2024

whimpering sneezer 

When you sound like whimpering when ya sneeze, usually bc you're a twink, your name starts with R, you're a loser or all of the above.

"Have ya seen how Reki sneezes?!"
"YEAH he sounds like he totally sounds like a whimpering sneezer..."

whimpering sneezer by sigmaalphamale777 May 28, 2024

whimpering sneezer 

When ya sneeze sounding like you just whimpered. Usually if you're either a twink or sneeze like an anime girl

"Have ya heard how Reki sneezes!?"
"PFTT yeah, he's totally a whimpering sneezer"

whimpering sneezer by sigmaalphamale777 May 28, 2024

Dirty Skeezer

When somebody passes gas so violently through their turd cutter, but it is only dirty when it makes you choke or cover your nose

Oh man, I just ripped a Dirty Skeezer.

Dirty Skeezer by NJ Weeble July 20, 2026