smeared

Amongst the millions of slang terms for the drunken state of the average welsh person at around 11 on a saturday, you can stand proud as the most drunk you have ever been in any valley if one of your byts refers to you as smeared.

There is no higher (or indeed lower depending on perspective) state of drunken stupor

john: you know.. i've seen boys get wasted, blllaadered, maashed, trounced, monged and even coor-don-blluured. but i've never seen anyone get as drunk as my man G did last night. He was completely smeared!

julian: tsk tsk! thats just not criket is it simon?

john: Hmph.. its not even squash byt!

by doa88 January 30, 2007

smear

vb. to smear. taking two fingers and sloppin' some gristle out from under your nuts - then proceeding to wipe the sweaty nappiness on someone's face, neck, etc.

we were four hours on the road, and i had developed a dire case of stink nuts, so, merely for bullshit purposes, i smeared my buddy's cheek.

by nonemuch February 19, 2003

smeargle

A totally gay and ridiculous... thing that gets raped by everything. There are 2 groups of noobs related to Smeargle. Those who love it and think it's "WHOAMG 7£H UL7IM@TE P0K£M0N LOL" and those who think it's te cheapest thing ever and should be banned.
Both are wrong.

Noob #1: Smeargle is teh better pogeymanz bcuz it learnz every move LOL
Noob #2: u r a n00b bcuz Smeargle is teh cheepness

by Icicle22 March 30, 2005

Satan Smear

Opposite of "Devine Brown"; a shit which can not be wiped by conventional toilet paper-mediated methods. Often times followed by an insidious itch as the stomach acid erodes your asshole.

I ate my friends 3-day old indian food that he left on the counter and I had a Satan Smear for the next 3 days. Now my ass itches, because of the residual stomach acid left behind on my asshole because I couldn't wipe it because it kept seeping out

by satansmear May 3, 2011

Pabst Smeared

1.The state of being intoxicated, hammered, or drunk from Pabst Blue Ribbon beer.

2.The messy bowel movement resulting from the previous night's binge of Pabst Blue Ribbon.

My friend Sammy lost his job so tonight he's getting Pabst Smeared.

by BAF JAF November 14, 2013

scat smear

The act of defecating and smearing it all over oneself or another body; may or may not including putting it in ones mouth or other orfices.

Johnny scat smear (ed) all over and into Lydia's mouth.

by Agnam February 19, 2015

The Magical Smear

When near a large pane of glass such as a patio door, preferably with an audience of any size on the opposite side, pull your junk out of your pants and slap it on the glass, smashing it as hard as you can without causing pain, and then proceed to slide back and forth on the glass, smearing your cock and balls to and fro so it changes into all kinds magical configurations. Always a favorite party trick!

The Magical Smear Ricky performed at the party was noteworthy. The different configurations of his unit were hilarious!

by RickyTodd September 19, 2009