Schtoiping

Schtoiping is the act of having someone with no prior medical training or experience remove the skin off your penis using kitchen utensils or teeth

“Dude I had Jessica try schtoiping me last night, best idea ever!”

by Droydtech Enterprises April 11, 2025

mini-schtink

A hyped up party that is made to look as if it were being held at the Playboy Mansion with 300 guests, a 5:1 girl to guy ratio, unlimited amounts of liquor & beer, a pool filled with supermodels and world renowned Djs spinning behind their decks, when in actuality it is a small sausage fest set inside someone's scummy garage, littered with cigarette butts and empty beer bottles.

" LOL, dude you're gonna throw another mini-schtink? You're so lame, what are you 14?

by M. Barzaga September 21, 2010

Dick schtick

Ones sticky semen equivalent to Elmers glue

“Dude his dick schtick was all over me”

by Mliv April 18, 2020

Standard Microwave Cooking Time (SMCT)

n. to disregard listed microwave oven instructions and instead use a personalized set time to heat any and all microwaveable food items

I can't find the box for the popcorn so I'll just use standard microwave cooking time (SMCT) and hope it doesn't burn.

by jblax March 20, 2017