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that's what she said

used to turn a comment into a sexual innuendo
(in a precalc classroom)

teacher: ok guys, i know that these problems are hard, and they're long and a pain in the butt, but you still have to do them

Student: that's what she said
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said no one ever

A phrase put at the end of a sarcastic or misleading statement to imply how unheard of it is; this joke is mainly used when a person can't think of anything clever to say
"'Man, where can I get a pair of those Uggs?' said no one ever."
"'Let me Bing that for you!' said no one ever."
"'Nickelback is comprised of the finest musicians of our generation,' said no one ever."
"(INSERT REVERSE PSYCHOLOGICAL STATEMENT HERE), said no one ever."
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Thats what she said

A sexual joke made when something says something not meant to be sexual
Fuck you got me so wet!

Thats what she said

Or

Damn that shit is hard

Thats what she said
by Alex Stojnich November 28, 2010
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because I said so

Some bullshit excuse yo mama use to make you do shit.
Mom: Go do them dishes. Y/N:Why? Mom:Because I said so.
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Said

Used to refer back to something or someone mentioned earlier. Mainly used in law in place of words such as aforementioned, though picked up by college-aged people in an attempt to sound smart. It is often used incorrectly to reference that which someone else has mentioned in a conversation.
Likely popularized and picked by many up from the Pirates of the Caribbean film trilogy.
Jack Sparrow: The rum is gone. Damnit.

Unmemorable character: Said alcohol is gone.
by Sir Rosis October 10, 2008
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that's what she said

1. Used to add sexual innuendo to a conversation.
2. When a male wants to share with his friends that he was with a girl (whether her was or not), he will respond to a phrase that sets up "that's what she said..." as funny or sexual.
3. To imply that what is being talked about was actually a sexual statement and that a girl agreed to said statement in the recent past.
4. Something people say after a phrase is said by someone else to add emphasis.
5. A phrase said by one male to another after a story about her was told to imply that he was with the first male's girl after him.
guy 1: wow, that's a really big spear!
guy 2: that's what she said!

guy 1: man, my girl was hot last night!
guy 2: that's what she said!
by mandamondo May 8, 2005
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thats what she said

perhaps the most amusing thing in the world when said by a female.
dude: the problem with these phones is that they dont reach to both the ear and the mouth at the same time
chick: then get a longer phone
dude: i dont like long ones
chick: thats what she said
everyone else in room: wtf???
by c'sa January 2, 2008
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