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Jon: "I just got a mouthful of Dave! What a knob!"
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Jon: He's still a knob though!"
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Steve: "Give him a break he's a bit slumpy."
Jon: He's still a knob though!"
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Get the Slumpy mug.Aspires to be that kind of young, trendy, active mother on social media, but fails horrifically in all regards. Their regular posts, largely shared from other sources, include how all models are actually ugly without PhotoShop, prize competitions to win holidays to Ibiza, scare stories about people giving out Halloween candy that's secretly drugs and conspiracy theories about Madeleine McCann, as well as horror stories contributed by other Scummy Mummies of things to happen to their children, with captions such as 'If sum1 did that to my wee Beyonce I'd flippin rek them, hnnnnng.'
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