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TOTAL slag

Noun phrase, vernacular: Not just a little bit of a slag, but a TOTAL slag.

One who drops their undergarments with little scrutiny or persuasion, often at the expense of their reputation and in the absence of shame.

Akin to a slapper ho or slut but with a distinctly Essex or East London feel.
Example: Chanoqioix: "So did you get it on with Darren last night after the VodBull party?"

Chelsea: "OMG like there's not a hole in my body what he didn't plug. And his mates wanted to join in so I thought what the fuck. I wasn't just a little bit of a slag, I was a TOTAL slag!"
by Greifbar2000 July 27, 2017
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Man slag

someone who asks everyone out despite the high chance of rejection. someone who doesn't think of someone else's feelings when maybe cheating on them or dumping them and especially when arguing..
oh, and who is a man:)
josh: will you go out with me?
Seth: no
josh: will you go out with me?
Aimee: no
josh will you go out with me?
Bekka: no
josh: will you go out with me?
Holly: yes
josh: (whilst going out with holly) seth will you go ot the prom with me?
Seth: no
seth + hannah: he's such a man slag!
by WarbleHarvey October 26, 2012
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Slag face

Another nickname for a slutty girl.
How to spot a slag face: they normally wear lots of make up (50 layers of mascara, caked-on orangey foundation, eyeliner and as much lip gloss as possible). Your average slag face can't write, speak or spell properly and has bad manners. They normally spread rumors about other girls (even their so-called "friends"), but always play up for attention whenever there is a slightly acceptable-looking male nearby. Stay clear.
Franca, sorry, I mean slag face, slept with 5 different guys last night. What a slut.
by ClothesHorse January 12, 2009
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slag wellies

British term for a pair of cheep and sleazy whore boots.
Did you see that cheap slut and the pair of slag wellies she was wearing
by David Barry December 14, 2004
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slag whore

female who sleeps around and brags about it.
someone that dosnt mind being looked down on,infact he or she often enjoys to be underneath in any given situation
kate got back from toms last night after stoping off at bills to see how he was getting on."two in one night?! shes a damn slag whore"
by nathan brownstain May 15, 2007
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turbo slag

The lag a man observes in his girlfriends walking when she sees a turbo charged vehicle (Eg: Lada Niva 1600 Turbo), as she is impressed with the car, which is far superior to her boyfriends shitbox (Eg: Mazda 2), and would like to run off with the driver. A play on the technical term "Turbo Lag" which refers to the time between the accelerator being used, and exhaust gasses creating boost through use of a turbine
1) Ben: Man,i was walking with Shazza the other day and she saw Julian drive past in the Lada Niva 1600 Turbo. She was getting epic Turbo Slag

2) I had doubts about my girlfriend liking me when she was getting really heavy Turbo Slag over Robbo's WRX, and when his blowoff valve went i knew i had lost her
by Brody Reid Yr 10 April 7, 2008
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Slag heap

A fat, nasty, usually toothless and repulsive tub of shit that drinks every day and thinks she is gods gift to dick for some reason.
Holy fuck! Karen is such a slag heap from hell. She's always offering to swallow my balls that blimp.
by ganjanamo January 7, 2018
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