simplicity syndrome

A disease plaguing many teachers and professors, especially ones in math-related courses.

This disease results in the teacher/prof. providing very simple, understandable examples in class, only to provide homework that is impossibly difficult in comparison.

My professor better get over his simplicity syndrome or else I'm never going to understand this material.
I would have passed that class had my professor not had simplicity syndrome.

by brockatron March 7, 2014

simolian blowjob

When a girl starts chewing on your dick while giving you a blowjob, like a starving Simolian.

This girl I met gives the best Simolian Blowjob.

by InvisibleCobra May 9, 2017

simulology

The religion and belief the the world is a giant computer simulation running on someone's laptop. As a computer simulation, it is believed that the world is out of balance and with enough time, generations, and trial and error it will evolve itself out into a perfect society.

Hey Mike, are you catholic?
No man, I believe in simulology

by Starbuck14 March 17, 2018

Similistic

an adjective describing a person or action that works to the benefit of all parties involved. From the Latin "simul" meaning together. An alternative to egoistic or altruistic.

John's similistic attitude made him a perfect arbitrator for Bill and Marry's divorce.

by GR8_VIII June 16, 2018

simulposted

The process of two people writing, and particularly posting to a bulletin board at roughly the same time, each not knowing the other was doing so. It is off particular significance when similar points are being expressed in each post.

Yes, those tires' traction was awesome. Apparently we "simulposted!"

by ribick December 29, 2018

simul poop

When you and your girl decide to poop in the same toilet, in bob sled position. Aka the simul poop.

Girl: “Babe our apartment is so small, and I have to poop.”
Boy: “babe come to the bathroom we can simul poop.”

by GaPeach007 May 4, 2019

simulated blumpkin

A solo version of a blumpkin usually performed by jerkin it while taking a dump. It is usually performed by a Cringelord to the memory of some unrequited love. If the performer is short a couple ribs, either through surgical means or birth defect, may also be done full-simulation style.

Person A: Hey man, where did Cringelord go? he isn't bothering your friend again is he? I mean he's been after her so long when she's made it clear she just isn't that into him.

Person B: Nah, he just went to take a dump.

Person A: Oh, so he's doing a simulated blumpkin?

Person B: Yup...

by evilleppy June 13, 2020