by The baconater August 1, 2009
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We totally simulstalked the other day when you posted that vegan bacon explosion recipe on ma fahbooks. I was looking at pictures from your cousin's Bat Mitzvah. Looked like a BLAST. Anyway, see ya when i do! Byes.
by Randy Sassafras September 14, 2010
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by uttam maharjan March 17, 2012
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Yo, we're going to be stuck living on these bunkbeds in this barracks in Bagdad for like a year. I'm gonna throw this curtain up, you can post up on your laptop over there and throw your headphones on. Don't look over here I won't look over there, and let's just go ahead and simulbate so neither of us walks in on the other later. And let's never speak of this again.
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by kbeezy4life May 20, 2018
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Chris: Hey Ethan I'm going to simulate the friction to stimulate the if loop.
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