Simulated Bacon Bits

A security guard

Guy: Your not even Bacon bits your SIMULATED bacon bits!

by The baconater August 1, 2009

simulstalk

a situation in which the person you are currently stalking online posts something on your profile while you are posting something on theirs

We totally simulstalked the other day when you posted that vegan bacon explosion recipe on ma fahbooks. I was looking at pictures from your cousin's Bat Mitzvah. Looked like a BLAST. Anyway, see ya when i do! Byes.

by Randy Sassafras September 14, 2010

simultant

simultaneous; synchronous.

There was a simultant telecast of the diva’s performance on three TVs.

by uttam maharjan March 17, 2012

simulstance

an even that happens simultaneously with others.

We are familiar with a hella lot of simulstances.

by uttam maharjan March 17, 2012

Simulbate

The act of masterbating in close proximate to somebody else at the same time due to lack of other options for privacy.

Yo, we're going to be stuck living on these bunkbeds in this barracks in Bagdad for like a year. I'm gonna throw this curtain up, you can post up on your laptop over there and throw your headphones on. Don't look over here I won't look over there, and let's just go ahead and simulbate so neither of us walks in on the other later. And let's never speak of this again.

by Maiorani January 13, 2016

simulatious

two things that are delicious at the same time

Peanut Butter and Jelly are simulatious. Sweet and salty are simulatious.

by kbeezy4life May 20, 2018

Simulate the Friction

Simulating the friction: To take action of ridiculous activities pruely to irritate anyone by the name of Ethan

Chris: Hey Ethan I'm going to simulate the friction to stimulate the if loop.
Ethan: Fucking damn it.

by CTCR May 31, 2018