Pulling a Simon

a person who makes plans with a person/group but flops last minute. pulls a no-show or changes the plans entirely so that it does not include the person he/she promised to chill with before.

"Yea Nitin said we should go to the mall today but he called just now and said he's hanging out with his college pals. So he is Pulling a Simon today.

by randomchillsquad May 21, 2018

Gene Simmons

blood spitting front man
of the 70's rock band KISS,
he is known for his
6" toungue, 7" heeled monster,
or dragon, boots, and kinda sorta
maybe, being a little bit
of a sell out, kinda.

joe: who is gene simmons
frank: KISS frontman

by sparky the evil thing November 2, 2005

Alicia Simmons

Now known as Alicia Way. Wife to My Chemical Romance bassist Mikey Way as of March 7th, 2007. Former/temporary bassist for band From First to Last.

Receives a good amount of hate from people that have never met her simply because of her fortunate good looks, and the fact that she is with Mikey Way. Has actual hate communities dedicated to her. Has two cats with Mikey Way, named Bunny and Pumpkin.

Friends with Eliza Cuts.

"ZOMG i hate Alicia Simmons she's such a witch cuz she's got mikey Way!"
"No you don't, you're just jealous. GET OVER IT."

by Andrea Zurcher May 31, 2007

Simon-hot

adj. The absolute hottest a shower's water can get.

Man, my balls were cold so I took a simon-hot shower. Now my pubic hair has been seared off.

by PeeAchEyeEll October 16, 2006

Simone

Just a great girl in general. Once you get her don’t lose her.(also a badass)

Did you really beat up Annie (Simone: yep I knew she was Karen’s daughter and she got on pay nerves)

by legendary_princess November 22, 2019

simione

Simione is a really confident boy. Simione cares for many people and puts god and family before anything else. Simione knows how to treat a lady. Simione is a really charming and cute person. Simione has great taste in music and sports. Simione is oftenly involved with church. Simione is a caring boy. Simione is very competitive. He likes playing video games. Although at times simione can be very goofy and stupid. He also considers his friends as family or brothers. He enjoys physical contact sports. He likes eating pizza and Chinese food. Simione is really enthusiastic.

Simione let’s have a race

by Eightzeroone January 9, 2018

simon joke

a joke that was once a party starter but then simon came along and ruined it!!!

Simon: hey guys, i have a 2 inch penis.

Everybody: shut the fuck up simon
*everybody procedes to beat the crap out of simon*

Simon: no please.. THE PAIN!!!

by X1z.Lachy March 29, 2005