Simi

The best person you could ever meet. Amazing, Beautiful and kind. Simi’s are more fun than anyone or anything. They just light up the whole room. A simi will help you through anything

“ Oh my God i wish I was a Simi”.

by Dofity December 9, 2020

Silica gel packet

A good snack for a hungry man. Will replenish all of your hunger needs, easily portable for all your snacky desires.

Man I’d like to eat a silica gel packet

by PleaseSaveMySoul June 24, 2022

Shmickles

Usually a scally hailing from the city of culture of Liverpool. Has curly hair and a moustache and needs to be educated. Often mistaken for a builder and kicked out of 24 hour study places

Guard: No Shmickles, you a builder
Shmickles: No honestly i've got a stoody card

by Kwame April 22, 2005

simcore

fat pimply no life loser

omg.. you are such a simcore !

by Potti March 18, 2003

Simi Valley

- Meth capitol of the world
- KKK capitol of the US
- Where all the girls are down.
- Filled with Bros and Brohoes
- Their Football team never wins
- School with the most STDs
- Also known as slimy valley

Guy1: Hey, i this girl thinks your hot. You down?
Guy2: Yea for sure. Where she from?
Guy1: ...Simi Valley
Guy2: Awh FUCK THAT.

by cleantofrontsquat December 29, 2009

Sidicious Libel

a totally awesome band that you should listen to.

by Anonymous August 30, 2003

Silicone City

Newport Beach, California. See bolt-ons.

Just another surgical veteran from Silicone City.

by cornholio October 14, 2003