simp 

you

if you searched for this. you a simp. i don't make the rules.

simp by rae.the.gae May 7, 2021

simp 

Short for simpleton

Commonly used among Australian IRC users.

(14:55:09) (+DooGseY--) you goddamn simp

simp by BombBomb November 23, 2003

Simp 

A guy who exerts all of his life force on some mediocre pussy for no good reason. Common simps are Sebastian, Ryan, Anthony, and Daniel.

Both Ryan and Sebastian were simping over the new girl.

Simp by Hexo February 16, 2020

Simp 

Another word for wanksta, A bitch, or SUCKA. /Orgin: California

v. Simpin

1.These fake ass thugs are simps.
2. All these These rappers are on the radio are fake thugs. They should call it Simp Hop, Not Hip Hop.
3. Look at that boy Simpin to the hoe.

Simp by Khmao Verbalist November 12, 2004

Simp 

A person who acts hard infront of his friends but then is a little wimp infront of his girlfriend

Kevin is a simp because he acts hard on maplestory then begs his gf for forgiveness and marriage

Simp by KingFlashBoii January 11, 2012

Simp 

A nice guy incel coomer who kisses the ass of the female gender usually in the hopes of sexual gratification or achieving some sort of romantic relationship with someone from said gender because feminists told them that is the “reward” they will receive for such actions, however this outcome never occurs because that’s not how the real world works. Simps usually look for thots to simp for on Twitch, Twitter, Instagram, and Snapchat.

lol look at this idiot simp boi simping for that twitch thot XD

Simp by I’mGonnaFuckYouInTheAssNoHomo March 25, 2020

Simp 

The abbreviation for Sucker Idiolising Mediocre Pu$$y. A simp is a weak man who overvalues women. He will do anything. A classic example is Simon from the Inbetweeners, who simps after Carli all day in the hopes of getting with her. Most simps are often below-average, unfit, hairy and stinky, and have no self-awareness to the point they think they have a chance with a fit girl. Lol. Don't be a simp.

Simp: I am incredibly sorry to all the womxn in the world for my the patriarchy. Every womxn I see running for office, I will vote! Every victim of the patriarchy shall receive $50 from my bank account!
Man (bc simps aren't real men): No, please don't. Go shave.

Simp by bigboobies007 August 3, 2020