Silicone Shiner

When struck upon with a silicone object to the eye region.

Did you see that? Adam recieved a silicone shiner from that stripper with her 40 dd.

by snowline twins October 6, 2011

Sallies Jumbled

Female equivalent of 'rustling your jimmies'. Since 'jimmies' may refer to testicles, 'sallies' refers to ovaries.

Kirsten's name was misspelled on her Starbucks White Mocha Double Frap with Skim and No Whip, and it got her sallies jumbled.

by JimmieSallie July 29, 2019

Silicon Valley Civic

Tesla Model 3

Not sure why you're bragging about a Silicon Valley Civic.

by Flour Girl October 10, 2019

siblingist

To be unfair or bias against a certain sibling.

Your being siblingist against your brother/sister.

by lannan.7 October 15, 2019

Selling Socks

The philosophical principle that all human acts and behaviors are driven by the instinct to make a profit from selling "a thing." Originally coined after popular Youtuber Olga Key changed her entire channel's format to promote her line of socks.
Example: Get Instagram famous to promote your line of clothing; Start a free podcast with the intention of eventually starting a Patreon with exclusive content.

Once I've made enough fans and supporters I can start selling socks and make a real living!

by SlothSamus December 2, 2019

sellingmytoe

an iconic name for awesome people who are usually original and stray away from the others, you’ll want a sellingmytoe in your life

Sellingmytoe is so cool and i want to hang out with her all da time.

by definetlynotconner2feo😍 October 25, 2019

Selling poof

When a dealer sold you crap.

Commonly used when marijuana dealers give a bag of powder instead of a bud.
(Not to be confused with kief)

Dealer: "Here you go, man"
Stoner: "Thanks... wait... is that sand bro? Are you selling poof?!"

by NUT_(づ｡◕‿‿◕｡)づ January 23, 2021