shit shower shave and shampoo

getting yourself ready to go out.

lachlan: hey mate you wanna come over to my place?
ben: yer just let me shit shower shave n shampoo first. hokay?

by blommy May 22, 2005

shaved pussy

A shaved pussy is a sign of a true slut. It allows for beeter orgasms because her clit is totally exposed.

Kathy has been shaving her pussy since she was 17. Her uncle told her it was sexy because it made her look younger. She found that it felt better when he (or anyone else) was fucking her because her clit got more stimulation. She also loves wearing very short skirts and dresses out in public and "accidently" exposing her bald little pussy and ass (she NEVER wears panties). A couple weeks ago she was walking into work on a very windy day. 3 men were by the door smoking and her little dress blew up way past her hips and she didnt even try to cover up. When she got next to them one of them cupped her sexy 50 year old ass and another rubbed her wet shaved pussy. She moaned and let them lead her to a storage shed. They took turns pumping her married cunt and ass and filling her with cum.

by btld January 13, 2008

sheave

To blatantly and openly cheat or break with rules when unnecessary, usually due to laziness; demonstration of unwillingness or disinterest to continue in a competition by intentional self-disqualification

Come on man, don't sheave, there's only one lap to go.

by Curt R. April 9, 2008

Shaveta

A wild ghetto creature, that has numerous abilities. Usually are girls that are attractive. They sometimes speak really ghetto, and its really hard to understand, but just nod your head and act like you do. They can be nice, caring, and strong, but also do have a nasty temper which can turn on like a switch.

Person A: look at that girl, she has a temper like a Shaveta.
Person B: Yea she does, its quite gruesome, she would go well with a Shawn

by thats nacho cheese August 5, 2008

Shaved Money

A freshly shaved vagina

"I hate it when a chick doesn't have shaved money".
"Dude This girl last night had the biggest bush ever! I hate it when they don't have shaved money".

by Mr. Wow214 October 10, 2010

late shave

When a man is running unusually late in the morning and shaves only below his jaw line, thus giving the appearance that he is beginning to grow a beard when he actually is not.

Co-worker: "Mornin' Tim, say...are you starting a beard?"

Tim: "Naw, just a late shave."

by 3D July 20, 2008

shwaesty

Means sweet and tasty! Used to describe someone who is cool!

Everyone is this world should just keep it shwaesty!

by Mike Sustar October 3, 2008