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shitting kittens

Being exceptionally excited about something. Saying, "I'm excited about this," only says so much and can be taken in so many ways, but if you say, "this has me shitting kittens," there is no contesting the level of awesomeness that must be awaited.
Scammon: You excited to see Mr. Bungle tonight?
Noah: You kidding me? I'm shitting kittens!
by Kikipopo December 24, 2008
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jesus brick-shitting christ

An expression meant to convey extreme surprise or disgust with a situation.
Ex 1: (Realizing you've been robbed). You: Jesus brick-shitting christ, they even took the toaster!
by Slick Bastard December 14, 2006
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shitting papers

To have so many essays or papers to write in a short period of time, you must bullshit (completely make up) them to get them done on time. It is so painful, it feels like you are actually shitting papers.
Thanks to my U.S. professor, I'll be shitting papers this weekend.
by Kattie December 9, 2008
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shitting glitter

doing so much ecstasy that even the things that come out of your ass appear to be glitttery.
We are going to be shitting glitter at the Tiesto concert Thursday night...
by GlitterShitter September 29, 2009
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shitting point

The point at which the workload of a system causes performance to degrade exponentially. The system's output cannot match its input, and thus either long wait times or catastrophic failure occurs. Most often seen with computer systems.
It's probably going to take months for this definition to get approved because the ratio of submissions to moderators at Urban Dictionary has reached the shitting point.
by Idle.Idol August 27, 2013
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shitting blarney

Deceptive speaking to others in a flattering way. But just way too much like when your drunk off your ass and have full power beer goggles on.
That dude wanted the promotion so bad he was shitting blarney for a month to the boss.
by tmshlp October 24, 2014
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shitting on my cunt

It means "no way" "I can't believe this!" "Are you shitting on my cunt?!"
by sketchy June 20, 2015
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