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hate shipping

When you hate the idea of two characters being in a romantic relationship with one another so much but you ship them anyway (or you start to ship them because they hate each other.) Usually occurs when said two characters have a rivalry/enemies dynamic and claim they can't stand the other, but with the added step of passionately making out and being very attracted to each other. The romantic equivalent of hate sex, but for shipping.
"Wow, I hate x and x together so much, it makes no sense and they hate each other in canon."
*saves fanart and reads fanfiction of the ship anyway*
"So hear me out, they are horrible for each other logically speaking but how can I say no to this chemistry? Something about hate shipping really does it for me. Also they're so hot."
by poolvault March 28, 2021
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a sentence that is gramatically correct and shows superiority over all even those whom say "whomst'd've'ly'yaint'nt'ed'ies's'y'es"
Person 1:"whomst'd've'ly'yaint'nt'ed'ies's'y'es names their kid 'person 2'?"
Person 2:"Oh yeah? Buffalo buffalo buffalo buffalo buffalo buffalo buffalo buffalo on a ship-shipping ship shipping shipping-ships while doing the can-can can-can can can can can can-can"
Peraon 2:"I'm sorry, I see the error of my ways"
by kqi walliams October 19, 2022
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shitting dog

the sexual act as the male is laying on his back in the static position while the female is squatting grabbing the males ankles, facing away from his face, and fucking his brains out
literally looks like a dog shitting
"That girl looks like a shitting dog."
by swallow my cockacino February 5, 2009
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shitting dick nipples

A term used to refer to strange fetishes involving drawn porn. Especially furry porn.
by stghm May 31, 2006
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thread-shitting

Posting off topic messages to a discussion forum. Usually, but not always, with purposeful intent to derail the discussion.
Example post for thread-shitting:

"I just ate a huge bean burrito for lunch! There really wasn't enough cheese in it, but the extra Pico made up for it. It was quite satisfying."
by uiwrfhuiwerhf May 18, 2008
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eating while shitting

The act of consuming food items and/or beverages while simultaneously releasing fecal matter into the toilet. One of the glorious freedoms that we all can try and enjoy.
Joe: Why did John just take his 12" sub sandwich into the bathroom?
Kevin: dude. John is always eating while shitting. Efficiency man!

Joe: *tears of admiration* bless that man.
by brobbinso January 25, 2016
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Shipping

Something Amazon takes to long to do
Amazon is SHIPPING me a figet cube.
by FifthArrow11 April 20, 2017
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