shestakova

means to fuck with all your might till you bleed feels amazing but kinda hurts

hey lets go and shestakova tonight baby

by keller fellmin July 11, 2009

SHISTARTSIN

When the woman’s pussy is way too manipulated from masturbation then her pussy lips are too lose. Her genitals are then called “shistartsin” which is two words, shistos which is the pussy and artsithkia which is the male genitals (balls).

Aman re koumpare I geneka pezi ouli mera to shisto tin ke ksexilosi ta pouttoshila tis o shistos tis onomazete “shistartsin”. Shistos ke artsithkia.

MA NAMPOU TOUNTO SHISTARTSIN KORI XRISTALOU!!!
EPOFKALES TO RE! EKAMES TO SHISTARCHIN!

Stop it! You will do your pussy look like shistartsin!!!

by Kotsiros666 January 2, 2008

shitstar

When an asshole is stretched almost, but not quite, to the point of an open hole.

Yeah, I totally pounded that shitstar last night!

by u84 June 26, 2008

Shiesty

When someone is 'shistey' it refers to a shit head being extra shit headish; sometimes the intensity one can become can escalate to an emotional/personal level and the person can become ButtHurt.

(Often used in the succession "shistey cunt" or "shistey bitch")

Hey, how was work with that shit head Connor?
Slow, but he was being extra dickish. Shiesty cunt.

by TheWhiteMenace October 24, 2014

Siesta Margarita

Salt coated testicles are placed on sleeping victims lips, thus forming the salt rim. Substitute tequila with a massive load of semen in the mouth of recipient.

Dude, I just gave that chick a top shelf siesta margarita.

by Guy still on the couch November 1, 2010

shitstain

A dispicable crungy person who seldom washes, rarely wears clean clothing, brushes his teeth, or gargles. His hair will generally be greasy, poorly combed, and encrusted with dander. His breath will be toxic, and he will only wash his hands after using the restroom if he is in the presence of others.
He is arguementative, arrogant, and believes himself to be a genius, although he rarely exercises good judgement in any matter.

Boy, that guy in the convertible is a real shitstain.

by schtankified September 13, 2011

shitstance

An instance that is remembered for its involvment with fecal matter.

"What was that shitstance with Barney a few years back?" Asked Taco."Oh the one when we were fishing and he shit his pants?" replied Jack.

by TheRevJake December 23, 2011