sheffield wednesday

Historically Yorkshire most successful club of all time, the oldest league club in the county (5th in England) after being formed in 1867, as an add-on to 'The Wednesday' cricket club. Nicknamed the Owls, origionally known as the Blades until a stadium move to OWLerton. Currently managed by Paul Sturrock who took the reigns from prvious manager Chris Turner. Rivals include, Sheffield United, Rotherham and Barnsley. However due to the amount of clubs in Yorhshire teams such as Huddersfield Town, Leeds United and Doncaster Rovers may also be considered 'rivals'. Sheffield Wednesday play their home games at Hillsborough Stadium which has a capacity of 39,859. Last season were the best supported club in the Championship (24,853), ahead other of Yorkshire clubs Sheffield United (23,650) and Leeds United (22,354) - both finished in the top six, compared to Wednesday's 19th place stance. Recently were promoted to the Championship after two painful years in the third tier - coinciding with Wednesday's second worst finish EVER. Now on track to make a steady return the the Premiership.

Sheffield Wednesday -

Promotion - achieved
Survival - achieved
Consolidation - In Process
Promotion - In due course

by Nick Cusack August 9, 2006

top shelfer

Dropping a crap in the toilet tank (instead of the bowl).

JJ got so drunk he laid a top shelfer at Angelina's party.

by BendyBendo February 2, 2007

Scheffler

Noun
1: something terrific. So terrific that it can't be described using any other words.

Person 1: dude is that an iPad?
Person 2: yeah here take a look
Person 3: zomg! This is by far a Scheffler!!!

by EyesWITHPRIDE October 13, 2010

shit-shelf Margarita

The displeasure of realizing that the highly-anticipated top-shelf Margarita you ordered is very much not.

Oh, hell no!...this thing tastes like watered-down, plastic band-aid juice. That's a shit-shelf Margarita if I've ever tasted one!

by YAWA December 22, 2019

Top Shelf

When a female is sitting on your face, you lift her up to get tongue access to her butt hole.

Caity was sitting on my face last night so I put that bitch up on the top shelf

by 9kButtEater July 12, 2012

Top Shelf

1. The top part of the net in hockey.

2. Where momma keeps the peanut butter and I keep the pornos.

Ex. 1
Fred Cusick: Neely scores top shelf.

Ex. 2
Random Fellow: They scored top shelf, where momma keeps the peanut butter and I keep the pornos.

by The Sugabear April 29, 2010

Shelf Butt

a bum that sticks out i.e like a shelf.

"you could set your glass on that shelf butt"

by Scottski.M April 2, 2009