shawn simpson

The absolute baddest mother fucker on earth! Single handedly saved the world from the threat of aliens... Twice! Smashes puss and definitely doesnt suck dick. Survived being shot, stabbed, blown up, and sucked off! Class dismissed.

That shawn simpson is so cool and definitely not a bozo.

by Mutantxpit December 16, 2016

Shawn Wilson

Shawn Wilson is a dude who is probably in the 9th grade and thinks he's super funny by using the words "Poop" and "Fart Pee" but besides that he's a pretty chill dude, also he's openly straight and likes Offensive Jokes.

Yeah, I was hanging out with Shawn Wilson, we were playing Mario Kart and he was pretty good but made super unfunny jokes.

by Child_dog999 October 21, 2020

shawn porter

Shawn Porter is a boxer who is basically jesus christ himself.

Wow Shawn Porter has a huge cock

by kuhpan January 3, 2021

Shawn-Marroning

The act of having so much swag that all of the women within a twenty mile radius instantly become pregnant just by your presence alone.

"Bro, I tuned my swag on so high I think I over did it!"

"Yeah, you were Shawn-Marroning, broseph. Good luck with all the child-support."

by ShawnMarronAdmirer November 22, 2011

Shawn P

Known as the diabetic king. Shawn P was very late to puberty. He is heavily gang affiliated.

T1D is affiliated with GDKs and BDKs
Shawn p is the scariest diabetic nogga

by T1D December 5, 2020

Shawn Reiner

A male of any gender and he loves to have sex with anything he can

My cat was raped by Shawn Reiner

by TIMMY SIMPSON February 24, 2020

shawn mendes

literally one of the hottest men alive with an amazing singing voice. his fucking BACK MUSCLES??? HIS HANDSSSS???? ARE YOU KIDDING??? camila is one lucky duck. i’m not a fan of camila, but i thank her for making shawn happy. anyways, stream wonder for clear skin😜

shawn mendes is literally such a daddy.

have you listened to that new shawn mendes song?

by mr.coochlord October 13, 2020