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Shart

When you push too hard to fart and end up shitting your drawers.
Shart philosophy seen on bathroom wall:

Here I sit all broken hearted, came to shit but only farted.
Then one day I took a chance, went to fart and shit my pants.
by Markwonder March 18, 2011
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dude its a word it came from the background of our little heads
o man that schmagler just sharted....in his brothers mouth!!!!!! EWWWWW sick fuck!!!!
by amber and krista July 29, 2004
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Sharting

Sharting- The act of flatulance followed by beef stew being forcely pushed through the rectum. Leaves a gelatonous residue behind, Also known as Charting ie. The action of forcely Blowing large chunks of feces through the ass hole.
Leaves behind many tidbits for Cats to nibble on. Can be used in Conjunction With Shliquid. A shitty liquid left behind after Wet Sloppy farts.
I ate some Chimichangas last night, and i was sharting so much!
by EdWardcummin September 1, 2011
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sharted

when you try to fart and you shit instead
i was trying to fart but sharted instead
by corey l January 29, 2004
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sharted

when u try to fart but cack your pants instead, can also be known as gravy pants.
" hey, listen to this baby!!" followed by a large squelch between the crotch sound and a murmured Oops!!
by katie-jo March 26, 2004
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Sharts

Matteo Wee sharted in his pants five times every minute, now his pants are full of shit and farts, just like him. Matteo Wee is just a piece of shit inside some more shit and is bullshit. He specializes in farting in people's faces. Stay away from him people! ( Ask Matteo Wee for his experience in how he sharts everyday)
by whiteCocainicskull July 13, 2019
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for the shart

For the shart basically means the same as "for the suck", or "that sucks", however the imagry that goes along with the term "shart" adds insult to injury to make it a more effecient term to describe something unwanted, or a bad experience.
example 1---
brandon: OMG i totally tried to fart but pooped my pants at work the other day
me: dude, thats for the shart, literally.

example two---
brandon: dude, that movie was pretty bad, except for the scene with tubgirl
me: yea, it was for the shart...for sure!
by arshart November 7, 2007
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