Semi Life

A simple mix between "having a life" and "being a no life". When you do something with your real life friends over the internet.

I am a hardcore gamer who has real life friends and we play together over the internet, you can call me a semi life!

by MisterObvious October 8, 2011

raging semi

A chub, or partially erect penis, that just won't quit. It is often on the verge of being painful and can happen at random times like at job interviews or when taking the SATs. Unfortunately, it's hard enough to be noticeable, but not hard enough to belt-tuck.

I was in the middle of the test and I got hit with this crazy raging semi.

by Barcak December 14, 2008

seismic fart

An earth shattering fart that can be heard, felt, smelt from great distances by many thousands of fleeing people.

A fart that has the power to kill!

An earthshaking fart of seismic proportions that can be measured on a seismic scale of severity.

Angelika ripped off a seismic fart that could of wiped out half of China!

While praying at mosque The Prophet Muhammad ripped of a seismic fart, killing everyone at the dome of the rock.

by The Moody Poet February 2, 2007

semi

the in-between state of a limp dick and a usable hard-on. can be on the way to hard, on the way back from hard, or never allowed to get more than 60% (+/-) hard.

many a young man learn to hide their semi with text books after day-dreaming in class

by the mac al April 12, 2006

Seismic Monkey

Commonly used term in the oil industry for a seismic engineer. another wanker who knows how to read books, but can't actually do anything technical. Usually posted as an observer

here comes another seismic monkey, wanker will probably be well suited to work as an observer

by dude_zeon September 24, 2005

semi nerd

A growing stereotype amongst male teenagers. It is someone between a computer nerd and sports addict. While semi nerd's are usually highly intelligent, they arent very interested in sports, or corny video games and over the top maths.

A typical semi nerd may play a console video game such as medal of honor, or Halo, they have many friends of both genders, but usually play two to no sports.

It could be said that they aren't nerds but they do nerd related activities in a 'cool' way.

Sporty Person: Look at this semi nerd, playing his pokemon or what ever...
Semi Nerd: Halo bro, get it right.
///
Nerd: Im sooo smarter than you, what is (27x11)/cosine(2+1)
Semi Nerd: Umm, can you use it in a sentence?

by A Semi Nerd January 4, 2011

Semicolon

A strange symbol who's origins are cloaked in mystery. It is believed to hold magical properties but it's true nature is still unknown mankind.

The world's top historians have found a link that connects the birthplace of all religions back to the semicolon. The earliest semicolon discovered, on Earth, dates back over 800 million years, according to paleontologists. However, images taken from the Mars Rover have also discovered several stone carvings of this mark.

To this date, the only use that scholars and scientists alike have been able to find for the semicolon is to combine it with other punctuation marks, like the closed parenthesis, sometimes separated by a hyphen.

Oh, we;;
(Damn you, Semicolon!!!)

;-)

by Big Rood November 15, 2011