semen wizards

Either someone who has permanent post-nut clarity or who never masturbates/has sex.

Defined in a song of the same name by the Skitz Npcs.

"That dude is really smart, he must be one of the semen wizards."
"I've been apart of the semen wizards for a few weeks, it's hard to keep up but my life has changed forever."

by BigGeezdaddy September 27, 2019

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Selective Illiteracy Syndrome

Selective Illiteracy Syndrome is a serious mental/moral impairment which afflicts individuals who disagree with something but do not examine the presented evidence in support of what they differ with -not because they can’t read- they habitually choose to NOT honestly read out of an irrational paralysing fear that those they disagree with just might be right!

Usually employed by contrarians, internet atheists, trolls and the lazy.

C: You said you wanted proof for my position. Here is all the verifiable evidence that I could find.

A: You're still wrong!

C: How exactly?

A: ....um, reasons.

C: You never read it did you? And I suppose you never intend to either, simply because you don't WANT it to be true!. So...How long have you been suffering from Selective Illiteracy Syndrome?

by WHY?Outreach December 10, 2019

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semen max

that stupid ad u get before watching a video on pornhub that plays that stupid royalty free music.

fuckin hate those semen max ads

by coolerchan December 7, 2020

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Semen Tax

The monetary price paid for getting a pice of ass so you can bust a heavy nut.

Rachel is so high maintenance. I knew old pay a hefty semen tax to rearrange them guts but I did it. Cost me dinner at Ruths Chris.

I hope this diamond necklace seals the deal for me and I finally get to clap her cheeks. I can’t tell you the semen tax I have had to pay.

by Dick Onchin December 9, 2020

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