USAF Security Forces

A job in the USAF. Security forces is the official name for the career field, but other affectionate names include cops, pigs, huas, or any obsenity you can think of. They are called huas because they answer any question with hua. They are shit on by the entire air force. Other branches think they are pussys automatically because they are air force. The job itself usually entitles sitting around for long periods of time fighting to stay awake. There are the occasional retards who take extreme pride in these pathetic tasks. These faggots are called "high speed". If you are a woman in security forces you can get out of the suck by one of a few ways. One get knocked up, or two suck some serious dick. Either will land you a cushy back office job. Traits of SF members are heavy drinking and suicidal gestures. If you go in the air force open general you will most likely get SF as your job. You could get spared and be a burger flipper though.

IgnorantCollegeTool-"What were you in the Air Force? A pilot?"
Me-"No dick wad, I was in USAF Security Forces."

by pat790 September 2, 2010

Social Security

Originally created to help the unfortunate during the Great Depression, it turned into a multi-billion dollar ponzi scheme that will never be voluntarily abolished due to the lobbying power of the AARP and the fact that old people vote more. Social security takes a little over 20% of total expenditures, and the privileged gerontocrats that lived long enough to receive it get three times the amount they paid in the first year of receiving benefits. Most Gen Xers and Millennials will never see a penny of the FICA money they paid in because economists estimate the money from social security will run out by 2030.

Guy 1: "Man, I'll never see a penny of social security money."
Guy 2: "That's because teabagger baby boomers are going to suck off all your hard earned dollars while simultaneously asserting that socialist programs need to stop."

by nbakuchev June 6, 2010

Star Trek Security

A term coined by Jason Muskat, a noted Computer Security Engineer, in 2007 for describing computer systems that exhibit high ease of use but have an extreme absence of security considerations. Such systems can be placed to the far right of the Security Triangle indicating the system is highly easy to use and functional. In popular culture one can see such systems demonstrated in the popular TV series Star Trek.

Security Dude: That's not secure!

Popular OS Vendor: Sure it is Security Dude. It uses the Star Trek Security methodology.

by TheTechDude February 12, 2008

Secularmas

Our glorious American holiday that comes every December 25th. A day for getting material items and hoping your adventures in various malls and shopping centers will bear fruit.

"Man, what'd you get for Secularmas?"
"An Xbox 360 niggag, JESUS FUCKING CHRIST YES!"

by TFE January 11, 2008

Black President's Security

Some one who is on edge or nervous most of the time.

Guy 1: "Dude, stop being like a Black President's security"

Guy 2: "Sorry, I just forgot to study for the test!"

by haloman332 April 19, 2010

Office for Homeland Security

Government department with the job of making people insecure by getting cops to break into their homes.

A good example of Newspeak.

The far-right bigot in charge of this office, whose name I forget, is the same man who spent years trying to lynch Mumia Abu-Jamal and he's praised the Nazis as well.

by annoyed anarchist May 2, 2004

Security Department

The largest and most efficient combative department in the Foundation, home to the legendary Strategic Security Unit. Normally found in the Class-D Containment, they are the forefront to the protection of the Foundation against rioters. Certain elements may also assist in protection against raids, if need be.

The Strategic Security Unit? Aren't they a Security Department unit on par with MTF?

by KindleKramer October 31, 2019