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gonad secretion

You got your gonad secretion in my chocolate! I should be mad, but all I can think to say is.......yummy!
by talk2me-JCH2 April 28, 2021
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secretion

A general term used to describe the products of glands in animals and plants. Glands such as the thyroid, testes, ovaries, adrenals, pituitary synthesize hormones which they excrete into the bloodstream. These are endocrine glands. Other glands include sweat, prostate, lachrymal, and Bartholin's glands. These are exocrine glands which excrete their products into places other than the bloodstream. The pancreas and stomach are unusual in that their secretions contain both endocrine (insulin) and exocrine (digestive) hormones.
The word is also used loosely to describe mucous-like substances which are transudates or exudates. These are substances derived from fluid in the tissues and which are driven across a membrane e.g. vaginal wall by a pressure gradient - usually blood pressure but could be osmotic.
Secretions may become profuse during illness e.g. common cold as the body attempts to wash away the infective agent.
Secretions in animals and plants may contain hormones, protective chemicals and lubricants.
by O'Flagherty December 29, 2008
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social security

A pretty bad deal, expect less than a 1% return on your 12.4% payroll tax. Also, reduces the ability and incentive to save for retirement. Involves no creation of wealth, and the Supreme Court ruled that you have no right to social security funds, thus your benefits are highly politized. Maybe its time to start thinking about taking care of ourselves...
we would all be better off without this intergenerational redistribution of wealth
by youknow2 May 9, 2005
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Secret nerd girl

A girl who looks like your average every day diva/girly girl/barbie/sweetheart but secretly reads long novels, plays video games, spends half her life on the computer.Possibly wears glasses and dyes her hair blonde and may be seen hiding in the library shelves.
'dude did you see that chick...she had a book wtf?'
'man..thats your typical Secret nerd girl'
'sweet'
'yuh...i heard she likes video games and can kick ass'
by Lealah April 7, 2009
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secret inner whore

all girls have a secret inner whore, a small part of them inside that simply cannot refuse the penis laid upon them. Alcohol seems to be the devil's advocate in this inner demon. Causing a girl to make out with guys, cheat on their boyfriends, and suck dick within her boyfriends forbidden circle of friends.
I really wanted to make out with her at the club, we were grinding real close, and I could have kissed her, but she has a boyfriend and I want her to like me for me, and not because of her uncontrollable secret inner whore.
by stevos skate balls February 1, 2010
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double secret

Adjective describing the type of probation the Delta House frat was on in Animal House.
Dean Wormer: We're putting them on double-secret probation!
by RoscoPColetrane October 27, 2004
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Secret

I. Something you tell to one person at a time.

II. Something to burden a friend with.
No comment on examples, guess its secret...
by Azure Dragon February 10, 2010
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