screwed, blued and tattooed

All the definitions I've seen here have a positive connotation, which is completely wrong. The phrase has always had a very definite negative connotation, and means to be supremely screwed, screwed beyond all comprehension. The original phrase was "screwed, blewed and tattooed".

"Screwed" essentially means "cheated" here, much as it does today.

"Blewed" meant "lost or been robbed of". The word's origin is from the German "blauen" so it's actually related to "blue", not "blew", and meant that something had vanished (into the blue). (According to "A Dictionary of Slang, Jargon & Cant" By Charles Godfrey Leland, published in 1889.)

"Tattooed" refers here to a beating with very rapid blows, in the same sense as a military tattoo, which is a rapid pattern on a drum.

So, the phrase literally meant "cheated, robbed and beaten".

I invested my life's savings in a fraudulent investment scam, and now I'm screwed, blued and tattooed.

by lhitch November 21, 2010

scroteslap

dont piss your g/f off in bed

or shell giv ya a scrote slapp.

sorry for callin ya a bitch but did ya have ta scrote slap me

by jonny bravo October 9, 2003

scrote

a nice bag almost sack like

i have a nice pink scrote

by jon libby August 10, 2007

scrotellum

little whore in latin

my teacher mrs rego is a scrotellum

by Mrs Rego really is a whore January 24, 2005

scrotebadger

Half way between a scrotum and a badger (probably a badger without fur and saggy skin, but I don't really know). You generally call someone a scrotebadger when you mildly dislike them, but only mean it in a joking way.

This word is often used on b3ta.

"Well, he's nice but he's a bit of a scrotebadger"

"Damnit, don't be such a scrotebadger!"

by Arktikos August 30, 2005

screweduppiness

such a state of screwed up that fubar, fumtu, bohica, and snafu all rolled into one don't even cover it

A situation of screweduppiness could be: You and your lady are getting it on in your room, when your mom walks in, and instead of getting mad, tries to join in.

by kramnelladoow April 17, 2007

scrotette

This is the female equivalent to a "scrote". A scrotette is the slang name for a female who is smelly, sweaty, ugly, scummy and thick and resembles that of a scrotum.

"Check out that scrotette look at the bumfluff on her"
"Eugh you stink ya scrotette"

by Gemmifer March 18, 2008