a scary chicken is a sex act often performed at parties in which the man paints their penis and testicles different colors, and teabags a woman on her face. for halloween, typical colors include black for the testicles and orange for the penis; for christmas, the goal is to emulate the look of mistletoe, with green testicles and a red painted penis.
Guy 1: Dude, I gave her a scary chicken last night. I got paint all over her face. It was hilarious.
Guy 2: I need to try that this Christmas. That sounds really fun.
Guy 2: I need to try that this Christmas. That sounds really fun.
by scarychickenlover September 11, 2022
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A non-offensive expression to illustrate concern following a scary incident.
An example of 'work mouth', self-censorship.
Phrase originated in the episode 'Speedy Death' of the BBC series "The Mrs Bradley Mysteries" starring Diana Riggs.
A non-offensive expression to illustrate concern following a scary incident.
An example of 'work mouth', self-censorship.
Phrase originated in the episode 'Speedy Death' of the BBC series "The Mrs Bradley Mysteries" starring Diana Riggs.
by Etymologylover March 9, 2011
Get the Scary Biscuits mug.First of all you need to have a mirror directly in front of your bed. Then, while you are POUNDING your girlfriend doggy style while facing that mirror you quickly pull your penis out and jam it in her anus as hard as you can while placing both hands behind her head with your fingers spread out. Look in the mirror at this exact moment and your girlfriend will turn into the fabled "Scary Moose" with sound effects and all. Find a scary moose and you will almost certainly lose a girlfriend!!!
I turned my girlfriend into a scary moose last night and haven't seen her sitting down since... come to think of it, I haven't seen her AT ALL since!!!
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