Schlonge Master

One who has all knowledge of the word/terminology schlonge. And uses the word daily, and most likely likes to play with his/her schlonge daily as well.

"Kanye is so the schlonge master, because he likes playing with his schlonge daily inside other girls, and uses the word every day when he is talking to his grandmom."

by Master-J (Master Jiggle) September 22, 2005

Strava Schlonging

Using the GPS workout tracking in your Strava app to create huge dick and ball workouts on the map

I could of just gone for a run, but no, I decided to go Strava Schlonging. I may have pulled a muscle.

by WASOC master September 2, 2021

Schling schlong

When you get a rebound on 2k or rocket league you schling it down to your partner who then proceeds to schlong it into the goal.

Mathis: yo Cole schling it!!!!
Cole: schlinging!!!
Mathis: schlongggg!!!
Cole and mathis: schling schlong ok!

by Mduncan3 January 31, 2019

Schlong Form

The term used to describe feature length adult film productions.

Gunter: Hey Hans, you been getting much porno work?

Hans: Yar Gunter, I've been busy on some Schlong Form productions in Berlin.

Gunter: Nice!

by The Projects July 4, 2008

Thanos’ Schlong

When you masturbate so many times that your ding dong swells and turns purple, along with you spitting out blood.

Boy 1: I gotta go to the doctor.. I got a bad case of Thanos’ Schlong.
Boy 2: What in the ever living fu-

by NotActuallyAGod April 10, 2021

schlong worm

When a worm carefully slips into a male's penis and then proceeds to eat their insides out.

Reese: OMG i'm being eaten by a schlong worm.

Jebediah: Damn, nigga, that's scary!

Reese: My dick is hard as rock, tho.

by NiggaJONES August 5, 2012

cheech and schlong

When you invite someone to smoke and bang.

Tom: Did you fuck Mindy yet?
Ben: Nah, she's coming over tonight for some Cheech and Schlong.

Brett: Do you like Cheech and Chong?
Kathy: Sometimes, it depends on the day.
Brett: What about some Cheech and Schlong?

by KenShasta September 22, 2016