Scares

Response to, or description of a person or object who is particularly freaky or ugly.

Elise: "Woah that chick totally has a moustache."

Matt: "Scares."

by flipe1 October 6, 2008

Scared

1.to sit somewhere in perpetual fear of something.
2.for ones hair to stand on end and one to emmit a high pitched scream of tension

1."piss of i ain't goin on no f**kin emu's back"
2.You F**kin BAS***D you F**Kin made me shit myself

by reb October 17, 2003

Scared

When you're afraid of people finding out you're a fucking puss.

When you ask Nate to get on Siege but he's fuckin' scared. to. death.

by Brabb555 May 29, 2017

scarecrow

An empty police car found on the side of the road. Typically used to scare speeding drivers into slowing down to the speed limit.

Passenger: "Slow down, there's a cop up ahead!"

Driver: "It's fine. It's just a scarecrow."

by 1337pino October 18, 2008

Illuminati Scare

A phenomenon that occurs when illuminati hysteria (fear that a person, group, or thing is associated to the Illuminati) becomes widespread. Once it happens, the believers will then make up "proof" that the accused is part of the Illuminati. Sometimes, the accused or those related may be tortured or unnecessarily exorcised, further worsening the problem. If it becomes severe enough, it can become similar to the Spanish Inquisition or the Salem Witch Trials.

A: Why the heck are Sally and her boyfriend being exorcised in the break room?

B: Oh don't mind them. It's just another Illuminati scare. It'll probably gonna go away.

by W0rldOnFiRe October 27, 2012

Scared

Adj. What a thirsty woman says if she's putting down sex (usually right after she's met you) but you ain't hearin' it. Sometimes seen as "scared of women," "scared of me," or just plain "scared."

Woman: "I would do you real good...I'd give you just what you want..."
*showing off all she's got* "BAM! Look at that body!" *shows off some skin*
"You sure you don't want a drink? I want to see what you're like when you're drunk."
"Buy me a drink."
"I want to see what you're packin'..."

At this point, a family member or friend might step in to help.
*looks at her, looks at you, like "So, what do ya think?"

"She wants you."

"She's a good woman, she'll treat you right."
"Please, just do it for me."

You: Naw...

Her: What, you scared?

(Even if you're upfront with her, she might keep on asking this over and over if she still thinks she still might have a chance. She might also try to touch your body, or tell everyone you're scared. Your best bet is to flee, and never return.

by anonymous August 11, 2015

Scarsexual

A sexuality which is defined as the attraction to scar from the lion king.

Person A: I’m coming out as scarsexual!
Person B: you’re a fucking weirdo Morgan hey some help please.

by Edward Newgate June 22, 2021