Shipway Scale

A measurement of tiredness, one being extremely wide awake and 10 being oh my god i am about to fall into a coma.

Yaaawn, I'm about an 8 on the Shipway Scale...you?

by beverlyhills October 16, 2009

the ball scale of trippyness

It is the universal scale of how trippy something is or how many balls you are tripping. The scale goes from 1 to 18 and the units are balls

man i was trippin 12.5 balls on the ball scale of trippyness last night after dropping two of those new acid tabs

by broagan Lee Goerz May 12, 2008

Binary Scale

Derivative of the 1-10 scale, in which a person or persons are rated in terms of physical attractiveness ranging from 1 (least attractive) to 10 (most attractive).

The Binary Scale is an alternative, simplified version of the 1-10 scale based on the {binary} numeral system in which the number "1" is equated with an "on" or "yes" command and the number "0" is equated with an "off" or "no" command. Thus, by rating the subject a "1", the rater is declaring that he or she would pursue the subject sexually and, adversely, by rating the subject a "0", would not pursue the subject.

Bill: Dude... blonde at the counter, nice rack... binary scale?
Ted: 1. Definitely a 1.

-or-

Rupert: Get a load of that fat chick with the 2 year old... binary?
Cornelius: 0.

by roconnorrekit February 7, 2010

Orgasm Scale

The orgasm scale is a scale of pleasure from 1 to 10.

The Orgasm Scale:
1- This sucks!
2- This is barely good!
3- I've had better.
4- This is not bad.
5- This is kinda good.
6- Oh my!
7- Holy shit!
8- Why the fuck am I ridin' this monster?!
9- Oh yeah!
10- OH MY MOTHER FUCKIN' GOD!!! I CAN'T STOP!!! OH YEAH!!!

by Nigger2daresQ July 22, 2010

scale the bass

Human male masturbation; so called because stroking the erect penis resembles, albeit tenuously, the action of removing scales from a game fish in preparation for cooking

Dude, that stripper gave me blue balls. I'm going in the crapper to think about her and scale the bass, then calling it a night.

by C.C. Black November 4, 2007

On a scale of 1 to 37

Quite possibly best the scale you could use to describe any situation. Better than 1 to 10, and more sophisticated than 1 to 100.

Woah, that's insane!

On a scale of 1 to 37 of insane-ness, 1 being "hmm, his socks aren't a matching pair", 37 being "OMG HE'S DRINKING WATER WITH POTASSIUM DENTURES", that was like, 32!!!

by Moley UK June 2, 2009

snog scale

This is the snog scale, there is a georgia nicholson version, but the one at our school is slightly different
0.5 Hug
1 Holding hands
2 Arm Around
2.5 Footsie
3 Goodnight kiss
4 Kiss lasting 3 mines without a breath
4.5 Hand snogging
5 Open mouth snogging
6 Snogging with tongues
6.25 lip nibbling
6.5 neck nuzzling
6.75 ear snogging
7 Upper body fondling (outside shirt)
8 Upper body fondling (inside shirt)
8.25 Lower body fondling (outside)
8.5 Lower body fondling (inside, or if wearing skirt)
8.75 Stripping
9 Below waist activity (B.W.A)-- Like third base
10 Full monty

" I got to 8 on the snog scale with Henry yesterday!!"

by Kathryn D March 29, 2008